The Ballad of Garrett

Hookers aren’t cheap.


Have you been there? Done that?

My newest Comic Strip – Critique Please!

My newest Comic Strip – Critique Please! / “The Interview Question” ComicStrip by Lisa C. Weber ©2008

The Gathering

Do you know what goes on / When you go out of town? / You think you left your home quite safe / But let me give you the lowdown!

I just ate glue.

Is that shirt blue?

Whimsical Wednesday May21

I liked this title for today. Need to smile well hopefully one of these images just might do it. / If you happen to crack a smile or sound…

The Clown of Death

The Clown of Death is coming. / He trundles down the littered streets / of cardboard crusts and sewerage treats

Epic Proportions

“Oh, but all the hells! / Tell the priest to ring the bells!” / The people heard the mayor yell, / As her shadow passed his doo…

Three things to say

Three things to say to God: / No.2 So that Mormon dude did you really give him gold tablets or is he a big fat liar and if he is then …


There once was a Scotsman named Warren / Who wore a kilt and a sporran / It was shocking, they said / When he stood on his head / And the w…

A Fish Dinner in Memison. A Confounded Letter


An Ode to Tinned Meat

The carcass carved of all the best, / What will become of the rest? / Bone and sinew, eye and brain, / That is all that does remain. / Fear…

Silly, Funny…Really

Silly really, / The days that linger / In some forgotten realm / Of lost experiences. / Yet I dwell at times / Nostalic and blue / Lost in …

Bitty Batty Betty – The Nit Nosher

Bitty Batty Betty / grows hair on her belly / because she eats / too many lice, / she toasts ’em

Fuzzy EggSalad Midnight Ballet

In need of relief from the infernal burning / The sun’s midnight reflection draped in spider web cotton clouds / Hundreds of tiny whispers…

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Armadillo overlords seek killer Rabbis.

All Hail the Atomic Monkey!

Behold, the one glowing in green! / Quite a sight, but not so pristine / With his mind he did tinker / Stupid primate, you’ve set off a bli…

I can climb a tree

I can climb a tree / I can do it a.s.a.p. / not like climbing a ladder / but that doesn’t matter / I’d climb a ladder / not like climbing a…

Wet Dreams of a Narcaleptic Poodle

what currently is my thought? / drawing blanks literally, damn it’s gettin hot / why the hell am I writing this, part of my self to e…

Splitting the Atomic Monkey

I’m not light and I’m not dark / I’ve had it together and I’ve fallen apart / One hand reaches out, the other back it will pull / Am I the …

In the middle of the noit.

Do you ever get scared in middle of the noit?

Mr. Fishstick MunkyGoose

bar the windows, lock the door / he’s insane, insane to the core! / he’s got scissors! he’s running! / what danger in thi…

The Boyfriend Song

Do you mind conversations about zombie ninja pirates? / How about debates about the newest things in science? / Do you like Monty Python? A…

Robot Population Explosion

A cyber robot race has always been a risk in this game. / I’d say we’re heading for destruction but you’ll call me insane…


There once was a little frog / and he was very sad, / cause no one would come live with him / upon his lilly pad.

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