think manly thoughts . . . . argh.

argh. / manly thoughts.

mair rubbish frae joak

i ken ma writtin is probably no fit for this page cos most folk that put stuff oan here are awfy clever but ach who cares i hope ye enjoy i…

List for a Suitcase..almost 50 things

he he / you know the day you go on a trip.. you worry about "do i have what I need’ / okay so here is my list / -robe, slippers,…

Francine & Francesca

-Francine and Francesca- / adored Casablanca / -fed on fish in Alaska- / became hippy backpackers / -exploring Australia- / they toured Sri…

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Biddly Bong

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Biddly Bong / I wish my arms were fifty feet long / Then i could stand in the sixteenth row / and pick the opera s…

Fish n chips

The fish / swallowed / a ship / which / turned / out to be / veree / unlucky / for he… / It turned / out to be / a floating / potato…

Bells for Her

Beauty is in the eye & heart / Not only of the beholder. / If we love ourselves as we are / Our growth will not be hindered.

Eskimo in a kimono

The dark seemed warmer and kinder / I felt like an Eskimo in a kimono / rubbing noses in the desert / while the butterflies were pleasant /…


There once was a Scotsman named Warren / Who wore a kilt and a sporran / It was shocking, they said / When he stood on his head / And the w…

Ice Scream

Chocolate syrup,ice cream / cherry on top,the best thing / served in a bowl,bananas too / can’t leave them out,how rude! / You can…

Ooey Gooey

Ooey gooey chocolate cream / Like something out of my wildest dreams / Tons and tons of chocolate bars / Stacked until they reach the stars…

why not

better to just toss it all to hell

Poems and Things

This is about poems and things, / That roll off the tongue with a zing, / Usually with a most delightful ring, / And with a rhythm that mak…

Baby Love

The sweet round eyes of wonders brown / that gaze up with awesome delight, / the dimpled cheeks and soft silk hair, / Oh my, what a heavenl…

The Lucky Fart

…He stops, he lifts up his left leg, and holds it straight out sideways perpendicular to his body, and then he farts…

Tomato Man Makes Tracks

Making tracks / On tomato tops / Bouncing along / While singing a song / Every ‘mater / Gets a track / Tomato man’s / Romping secret plans

Caught a Cold

I know a man, / a funny old geezer, / who caught a cold / to start his freezer.

I can climb a tree

I can climb a tree / I can do it a.s.a.p. / not like climbing a ladder / but that doesn’t matter / I’d climb a ladder / not like climbing a…

In the middle of the noit.

Do you ever get scared in middle of the noit?

Lizawhite’s First Adventure

Some will try to kill you. Others may take your life. They might eat the meat right off your bones. Beware!"

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