FAIR SUCK OF THE SAUSAGE. I reckon the kids’ schooling, under a highly-educated university-trained dole bludger, shows much foresight and excellent employment … Mike’s Chili & Cheese I stand alone nine floors up staring down at a faint wine smear— to the exact spot where Mike’s head exploded like chili and cheese. My big fat sausage. Another beautuful sunny day, last one for a while. / forecast rain tomorrow. Make hay while the sun shines, / can`t do that so I made a fu… Small horse syndrome. All the while I hid behind the camera in hysterics. Finally I took the camera from in front of my face and the crowd realised that I was st… spring was will sausage for Andy at the BBC Bucky Boy Bucky my Buxter has been featured in the group Cats and Dogs…….. Thank you… Spiciest Storie ever bean toll’d Basil and Rosemarie …known as ‘Spice-Kadets’. It was fortunate enough , …they had Sage …and mentor though. Sh… Link-Sausage intrigued by the texture of it / in a pedestrian way I want to encircle it / with my hands or mouth / salty, I want to gobble it / slowly, … A Thing That Cats Do Cats put cheese / and chipolatas, / mini quiches, / onion bhajis, lifting a toast to sausage lint and monty’s phlegm monty pulled a / couple of / sausage links / out of his / pantspocket / sat them on the / coffeetable / and said / “shit / all we need now … SAUSAGE OR FUDGE? Sausage or bacon? / I’m a meat loving man. / You can eat all the fudge, / As you’re it’s biggest fan! / Chick Flicks or Action, / Just what… SAUSAGE AND GRAVY My son joined the US Navy / Because of the sausage and gravy. / In the Army it’s called SOS / It made my waistline wavy. / I like cor…

Hello! Please enjoy this delightful selection of sausage writing created by independent artists from around the world. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours.

desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait