Elegy

“Tomorrow, when you die, I / won’t be there.”

A Perspicacious Girl

None of them like her anyhow, / but they’d love to watch her fall, / and they ought to realize by now / that she always knows it a…

Glorified Suicide

The blood pulsating through my veins is giving this illusion that I’m alive / But in my mind stirs the harsh reality that I’m d…

HELPFUL LETTER FROM THE DEPT OF OVERREGULATION

IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT / YOU MUST HAVE A VALID LICENSE ON DISPLAY WHERE YOU / WILL BE DOING NOTHING AT ALL WITH…

Cyclists, whats the point?

Does Lycra really make you go any faster? And is it really worth sacrificing your self respect?

Sarcastic flirt

She lies uncovered with her body barely covered / just some green panties and a top (how novice) / Plays the game so well / not here to exp…

Learn how to cook Marco’s Famous Sarcastic …

Learn how to cook Marco’s Famous Sarcastic Spaghetti Sauce!!! / Please remember this sauce is sarcastic, so don’t be insulted by any …

sarcasm

Labour pain – No better than Constipation!

Hooray for Japan!

What is it with all those big fat whales, / Messing up our oceans? / Eating all our defenceless krill, / And leaving big fat whale poo-luti…

Cynical and Sarcastic

cynical and sarcastic is how you see me. / logical and thoughtful is how you want me. / but I drown in dreams / and languor in music and /…

Criticism Goes Both Ways

Am I / Cynical? / Sarcastic?

Poetry

I don’t make poetry, I am poetry, / I breath poetry, eat, sleep, run poetry. / My face, my body, my mind, everything is poetry. / I live in…

Sarcastic

i’m sure i miss a guy / who lied / who made me cry / who snapped at me / with his short temper / at every step i took. / i’m su…

A Sarcastic Story About An Unknown Shower Killer

I figured if I kept my eyes peeled, I’d be able to bludgeon my killer with my aluminum can of shaving cream before he head the chance…

Sweet Talk

Open your mouth. / Form words. / And make sound. / Say the first thing that comes to your mind. / Don’t think, just speak. / But plea…

Yakob Hedgehog designs

be cool enough to show off Yakob, his sarcastic look will make you seem less intimidating.

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