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Sarcasm Foundation by digerati

Exercise... bacon. by digerati

"That's what." by digerati

it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person by digerati

Paddle faster by Mundy Hackett

Harvard Law by digerati

sar•chasm ['sär-"ka-z&m] : n. The giant gulf (chasm) between what I say and the person who doesn't get it. by digerati

"That's what." - black by digerati

I'm sorry if I offended you... by michelleduerden

My goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am. by digerati

There are two types of people in this world: by digerati

I speak sarcasm as a second language by digerati

VIVA LA RESOLUTION by digerati

I love the colorblind by digerati

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. by digerati

I support the right to arm bears by digerati

I'm so smooth geckos fall off me by digerati

Pain is weakness leaving the body by digerati

iSwim by Mundy Hackett

ERMAHGERD TSHERT!! by aDogsBreakfast

ERMAHGERD! I luhb kerpkakes and Kerkees!! by digerati

I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see. by digerati

a friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn. by digerati

Bane Chiropractic by digerati

Error 404 formal clothes not found by digerati

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you by michelleduerden

On a scale of 1 to 10 whats your favorite color of the alphabet? by digerati

Yes, I know the guacamole is extra by digerati

I speak fluent sarcasm. by digerati

I never said any of those things by digerati

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested. by digerati

Free shrugs by digerati

I'm actually brain-damaged and you guys are just playing along, right? by digerati

Free punches to the face by digerati

Call Kenny Loggins, You're in the DANGER ZONE by digerati

Yeah, I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore by digerati

Number one fan by digerati

Procrastinators Unite! by digerati

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. by digerati

So far, this is the oldest I've ever been by digerati

The internet by digerati

Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver by digerati

If you say 'gullible' slowly it sounds like 'oranges' by digerati

What planet are we on again? by digerati

Whatever floats your goat by digerati

Well, looks like i'm off to procrastinate. by digerati

not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we? by digerati

Real men love animals with mashed potatoes by digerati

I approach life with mild abandon by digerati

That's what - he by digerati

You had me at merlot by digerati

I don't like you. You look prejudiced. by digerati

I work out. by digerati

I am planning to be more spontaneous in the future by michelleduerden

Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak by digerati

I've never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth... by digerati

Duct tape by SlubberBub

Ensign Ricky by digerati

Thank you for your gift of sarcasm. I shall treasure it always. by digerati

Ain't nobody got time fo dat! by digerati

My powers can only be used for good. by digerati

BROKE! Rob me only if you need the practice. by digerati

I can only please one person per day...Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.. by michelleduerden

Never trust an atom, they make up everything. by SlubberBub

Mawwiage by digerati

Incy wincy Spider by michelleduerden

Houston, we have a problem by Vojin Stanic

I'm a ninja by digerati

ERMAHGERD by zorpzorp

If you want to come second.... Follow me! by michelleduerden

I know you love me. Stop trying to make me think otherwise. by digerati

The internet - white by digerati

I’m sorry if I behaved in a way that made you think I should apologize by digerati

I only like NY as a friend by digerati

Think ...or thwim by digerati

noob by digerati

All work & no play will make you a manager. by michelleduerden

inconceivable by digerati

Be someone that makes you happy. by digerati

Sarcasm Foundation - White by digerati

introverts unite (separately) by digerati

I wear this shirt periodically by digerati

If you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world. - The Mayans by digerati

Give a man a gun... by michelleduerden

YALE by digerati

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever by digerati

The divorce rate of my socks is astonishing by digerati

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! by digerati

Bazinga! by digerati

Orangered mail by digerati

People like you are the reason people like me need medication by michelleduerden

Weird is the new normal by digerati

Parkour - The World is Your Playground by SlubberBub

pre-supervillain in my angsty years by digerati

srs bsns by digerati

my hypochondria's been acting up again by digerati

Spindle by digerati

Artist at work by michelleduerden

You are not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be by digerati

I love CSS by digerati

There's no future in time travel by michelleduerden

Trust me I'm a pirate by digerati

Don't die a virgin, seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there! by SlubberBub

An onion a day by michelleduerden

my friend over there really wants to know if you think I'm cute by digerati

In the world of emoticons, I'm a :D by digerati

Property of team awesome by digerati

Smartass On Board by KimberlyMarie

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger by SlubberBub

Work eat live bike by SlubberBub

I'm amasian by digerati

I'm not your buddy, pal by digerati

Say no to drugs Say yes to tacos by SlubberBub

Look a UFO. Let me get my worst quality camera by SlubberBub

I know you are but what am I? by digerati

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. by SlubberBub

stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder by digerati

I don't have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots by SlubberBub

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups by SlubberBub

Menial employee of the month by digerati

What I'm doing: Stuff, things by SlubberBub

I noticed you noticing me... by digerati

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers by SlubberBub

did I already wear my deja vu shirt? by digerati

A salt with a deadly weapon by SlubberBub

I... organ donation by digerati

G.I. Jose by digerati

Pink Freud by digerati

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other. by digerati

Every time you call tech support a kitten dies by digerati

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