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Ironic Motivation

Irony. / Can’t find the motivation / to write about / a lack of motivation / to write.

K R I S I S

… sundered… severed…

Jaws

Under his control / Viciously they rip

A map to your heart

Time passed so fast i got lost / in the origami of your emotions / Found myself torn out of your story

In a moment

The pupil surveyed the sea / Listening to the silent herd

On the high seas

The hurricane winds that hit the waves made them rip / And when my frantic hand finally got a grip / I stood up, closed the window and got …

GOUGE (Oxymoron Twist)

Just bend my mind…..

The opposite end of the exchange

A woman left twenty dollars / in the room she had stayed / the previous night, / for me, / the housekeeper / as a welcomed tip / along wit…

The Ironic Haiku

just say what you / Mean

Writer’s Remorse © 2012 by Ellen Hecht…

The guests were startled, hearing an enormous rumble.

re “When am I? (Ironic Prosetry) by George …

I am / what / I am / as / I am. / andrewboehm

When am I? (Ironic Prosetry)

When am I? / I know WHERE I am. I’m home. I’m in Pennsylvania…on Earth. / I know HOW I am. I’m well, than you very much. / I K…

On that day the earth shook the ground

If I stood here back then I wouldn’t be today, / And to be safe each day I can only pray.

The End. A six word story.

Apocalypse

Ironic (Burger King)

I want to say that / seeing you today / was ironic, but / I know I’d be using / the wrong word. / It just felt like it. / Because I c…

Fools get the best discounts at the soul sales

find a little child eating far too much chocolate

I Got Nits

On Dolly’s slip was checked, NO LICE and NO NITS.

Conventional

Walking through the doors of this place simply thrills / A whirl of color and strange creatures / -of whom all are known by name / with, …

Isn’t it ironic

… Isn’t it ironic (sorry Alanis) / That our culture (celebrities and voyeurs)…

The PASSING Fancy

I’m having trouble / passing urine. / I just can’t fight the urge / to stop and take a sip.

Round Tends to Roll

it rolled off, splattered and spewed / all that gunk on my new shoes.

As Ironic as a Fire Station Burning to the Ground.

Isn’t this ironic? / The time it took to get over you, / Was half the time we were together? / Isn’t this ironic? / The girl wh…

Ironic……

slipping down through the ranks of friendship, / i was lost and scared when you held out you hand. / most all the people in life have skipp…

A Happy Coincidence?

What price a coincidence? / A fortunate one, unexpected and pleasant / That would bring a smile to dry lips / So accustomed to limp accepta…

Ironic awareness.

The trick is not tin the flick of the coin / But to see both sides in one.

Ironic B Plus Tonic

i had this art teacher in college / i loved going to his class / i’d sit and listen to this wonderful Norman Bates- Herman Munster /…

“Ironic”

“Make Love, not war” / “Turn-on…tune-in…drop-out” / Woodstock made it to the Whitehouse… / “Lord of The Flies”

The Hare’s Choice

That’s neither here nor there, / Said the walrus to the hare.

Ironic Prayers

I can hear them trampling up the stairs in their big black combat boots. The cold steel shifting in their hands makes an exceptionally poi…

“IRONIC”

I’ve seen you on cloud nine, / dropping pennies, / Ooh so perfectly. / I’ve watched you walk, / thin lines, / dodging karmas ar…

Sugary Addicted

He danced around the room, singing “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. “ He surely did know, for only four years later he died from al…

Ironic

I’m talented / because my tongue can touch my nose. / Why cant it be for my art work, / or words I once wrote? / I’m beautifu…

Living Irony

My stilettos could no longer hold. / At some poor man’s feet;

Porridge

Fast lanes, passing on the right. / Toll cards and frozen elevators. / Forty floors up to boredom

The Crow

I saw a crow today / A beautiful black bird / And couldn"t figure out which death had occured / Allowing different thoughts to run th…

Ironic and Sardonic

Laughing as you pulled my teeth

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