RALPH THE ELF

Once there was a little elf / who went by the name of Ralph / He was very unhappy you see / for he was only 4ft 3

Santa Claus is NEVER Coming To Town

You thought the NSA was bad; Santa has a vast network of spies to ensure each child is on his or her best behavior.

Explanation of The Four Breaths of Danu

The poetic verse form I’ve used in “The Four Breathes of Danu” is based on the skaldic verse forms used in the Old Norse sagas such a…

The Four Breathes of Danu

Born to breathe | forth beauty / Into a world | of darkness / The Alfar | bring forth light / Unto the dull | unenlighted.

Another’s Elf Portrait

i look good on paper / i look like a thousand words arranged in no particular order / but it looks like my ears could do with some straight…

fitting into a fanciful world

he saw hair / dangling from a tower / but couldn’t reach / any of the split ends

a happy elf

these days i lock down / shut it off and numb myslef / i do not know what is a frown / nor what it is to be as happy as an elf

The Waif With the Golden Hair

Butterflies and faeries as friends / The wind is blowing, her looks intend

Hulda and the Elf-Knight

Hulda and the Elf-knight / “I’d like to speak to the lady. Where is she?” / “I’m here!” / “Are you Hulda?” / “Yes, I am. What brings you he…

[un/titled]

the house is slowly / crumbling / in / on / its / elf

Top signs Santa has been overeating

Impossible to talk to Santa without having a blizzard of red and green cookie crumbs spew at you

Blake’s Urizen by Taiche with a Red Queen&#…

Catch me. I’m falling without reason.

The Princess Elf

The Princess Elf / “ Hello Elfin ” he said / Captivated by her delicate and sylph demeanour / Smiling eyes of ageless shinning / All tousle…

Midnight Creature

Once upon a time / Back in a little old town / Midnight was getting closer / As the sun went down / People sat at home / With their doors…

I Play for the Wind

I had fine clothes made for a skintight fit. I found the roots and leaves to make my hair silken, my cheeks colored, and my lips look full…

The Price of Freedom, Epilogue

The cool breeze swept over Aefion, like a girl’s touch on his skin. He sat on the edge of the smooth, wooden jetty, his legs dangling…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 12: Finale

The cries of war echoed upon the winds. The earth shook with the thunder of hooves. The ear-numbing clash of steel rang out, the violent ha…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 11: Power

Aefion hacked and slashed wildly with his sword. Streams of black blood sprayed where it cut into tough, sinewy limbs. Numerous fanged jaws…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 10: Feelings

They emerged in a small clearing within the southern border of Darkroth Forest. The instant Aefion dashed up the sandstone steps, with Cass…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 9: Liberation

Cassandra looked around her small, dismal prison. There were no ways of escape. Her legs were aching, and her wrists were raw. There was a …

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 8: Satyr Gold

Its head lowered and its horns pointing forwards, the minotaur stampeded down the passage like a raging god of war. Its axe was forgotten f…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 7: Treasure

Another tunnel ran deeper into the earth, twisting sporadically left and right. This one looked like it had been dug out from the rock. Its…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 6: Cassandra’…

‘Just a bit higher,’ Aefion told Malgareus. Perched atop the wyrm’s head, standing between the magnificent, golden horns,…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 5: Clash

The young elf gazed up coolly at the scarlet-scaled wyrm. His eyes were glassy, revealing no fear or other emotion. One hand rested on the …

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 4: Wyrm

He was trapped, buried alive deep beneath Darkroth Forest. It didn’t worry him much. He was sure there’d be another way out. Ev…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 3: Blood

Aefion sauntered nonchalantly into the satyrs’ lair and seated himself at one of the tables. The single satyr already sitting at the …

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 2: Satyr Cave

Aefion sat cross-legged on the green, grassy plain on the outskirts of Vigilance, his brow furrowed in concentration. It was the day follow…

The Price of Freedom, Chapter 1: Initiation

The sound of sudden cheering broke the king’s boredom as he stared across the grounds at the horizon. Accompanying the applause were …

The Price of Freedom, Prologue

The blare of golden trumpets accompanied the thunder of hooves as Lord Jasper Tenegrin made yet another circuit around the tournament arena…

my)S(elf

the body seems to know what it is doing / there is nothing in my body / that cares to care about self-care

Faerie Tale – Chapter 14 – A Coming T…

You have put yourself in extreme danger! Ride on!

Faerie Tale – Chapter 12 – The Quest

The dragon faced that worst of all possible enemies, a Knight on a Quest.

Faerie Tale – Chapter 10 – A Change I…

- and he was scared now.

Faerie Tale – Chapter 8 – Bold Sir Ro…

“Oh in the name of the dragon!”

Faerie Tale – Chapter 7 – Looking In …

Dawnstorm leaves Lady Silvermoon speechless

Faerie Tale – Chapter 1 – Wings and T…

“Go…” Galien pleaded. / “Go!” the Warlock commanded and … bowled her head over heels out of the wood.

how to $ell Your$elf

You want to $ell what you Do? / Then it takes a mind re alignment $ometime$. / $elling What does it take? / WARNING: This vid is full of in…

Bar Poets

Bars, poetry, butterflies

At first

Old house, rain, love.

The Evolutionary Living Fractal Model: ELF An Int…

Biodiversity loss is not an homogenous phenomenon on a planetary scale, but occurs as localised destruction

The Evolutionary Living Fractal Model: ELF An Int…

The biggest challenge faced by humanity at the end of the first decade of the 21st century is one of survival

The Sanga Tree

In that village in the woods / they tell a story true / of love and lust and fairy dust, / which I’ll now pass to you.

Images of Neptune

It’s an ancient, mystic planet / of life-forms seldom seen, / sending forth a strange vibration / of intuition, contemplati…

Death takes no Holidays

Death takes no holidays / The phone rings / and time stands still at the words / Death takes no holidays. / Christmas is a time to celebrat…

Extract from my unpublished novel, ‘Sorcere…

The roar of a waterfall drifted on the flower-scented breeze, beckoning with the promise of cool shade. / The water cascaded down the rock …

The Dwarf and the Elf

An elf is standing at a urinal when he notices that he’s being watched by a dwarf. Although the little fellow is staring at him inten…

The Two Existent Worlds You MUST Live In….

This second world is where the pure genius of music, art, writing, poetry, sculpture, etc., etc, ad infinitum, comes shining through like a…

THE LITTLE BRIDGE

Walking by The Little Bridge / It was shocking to see / A little elf with a walking stick / Walking next to me / We started to chat / The w…

A Tattered Note – Chapters IV and V

Chapter IV / The sun in Andrake was fierce, as usual. These were the days when Xenor wished he had chosen to study Hydromancy so he could c…

A Tattered Note – Chapters II and III

Follow on from previous work

A Tattered Note

He gasped, yet no sound came from his mouth; he felt a sharp stinging in his lower left shoulder then felt no more. The cold embrace of dea…

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