SEEMI DANDERGRUFF AND SPOOOT
“Seemi dandergruff and spooot, / in plastered, petit fumes and crinkly foil,” / so said the Pasty Wickerwop / who splashed green mustard o…
If dusk mayhap should find you / On the road ’ere it gets dark, / And owls hoot more often / Than warbles the meadow lark / And up ahead,…
THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY
A Parody to the tune “There Was An Old Lady” / There was a young boy / Who in his sweet youth, / He spit out a tooth, / Yes he …
Does a Lizard Have a Gizzard?
Does a lizard have a gizzard? / Does a goat have a throat? / Do bees take tea with their honey?
My very first teacher from Kindergarten / With the name of Mrs. Dust, / In her first job right out of college, / Was too young to show much…
E T “DID” RETURN
My little girl’s heart was breaking, / Watching the movie E T at age three. / Tear drops down her cheeks flooding, / Had moistened the thea…
Into every single life, / A little poop will certainly fall. / Don’t worry, It’s just fertilizer, / It will help your plants grow tall! /…
SUNRISE SUNSET KIDS!
Don’t forget the sun screen son. / And please watch out for sharks. / Remember to have lots of fun, / But be home before it’s dark! / “We…
BABY BEAR’S TEA PARTY
Grandma, I have a great idea! / Let’s have a tea party if you please. / I would like two spoons of sugar, / And maybe a spot of cream! / Oh…
HUMPTY, THE KING AND JACK!
If Humpty Dumpty had eaten / A golden brown toasted cheese, / Cheese would have glued his egg shell / Through his sweaty pores you see. / …
ONE FER ALL AND ALL FER BOOTY!
“Ahoy there me matey’s, / able seamen are ye! / Let’s hoist up yon anchor / and shoot straight fer the sea! / Keep yer eye out for Britis…
A BUNDLE OF JOY!
More precious than silver, / And value above gold. / The worth can’t be measured / Of the bundle you hold. / No treasure on Earth , / Could…
THE RACE CAR GAME!
Go Dancer, Go Prancer, Go Donder, / Hey, wait a minute, Jack! / It’s Go Doc, Go Sneezy, / Go Mater, Go Mac! / Get down on the floor Gramps …
‘Lady winter’ / came-a-calling / riding bare-back / through the air. / In a cape of / snowy white / she galloped
SOMETHING GOOEY IN MY PANTS
There’s something gooey in my pants, / So uncomfortable that I cry. / When I get big and you get little, / You’ll understand this by and…
THERE WAS A BEAR
There was a bear living in the woods, / All alone I heard some say. / And he would look up in the sky / To pray for friends with which to p…
A Stranger Land
Daisies drifting in the air, scattered far by wind’s sweet breath. / Children rolling down the hill, laughter ringing from the thrill…
God is Fun
God is fun and snicker snacker joyful. / Joy is cart-wheeling, cloud jumping happiness. / It’s totally twirly fun to be free and happy in G…
haiku & whimsical verse w/illustrations
When the Willow Whispers
The willow’s wisdom / thousand years or more / What does she share? / What secrets does she store? / Whispering answers / moving with the…
SEA BORN AND LAUGHING
If I was a fish I would tickle her ribs — / flash and twirl, spin and drop — / through her seething, salty, sanguine soul / until the stars…
A COW COUNTRY CONSORT
which crowns all the crazy cow folk / with the fine fragrance / moo mother’s make all the more milk warm / and little calf delicious
And next was J , who said “oK! / L take my chance with M” / and bravely asked if he would like / to go out for a spin. / "…
Fire Robin Plans Xmas
…perhaps a juicy worm….
Raindrops on the window / Drip,Drip, Drip
I want a little piggy / with a piggy button nose / four little piggy feet / and a twirly piggy tail / I’d call it piggy wiggy….
goofy poem for my grandkids about a cat. let the imagine run free and laugh lots when you read it to them!
Gabrielle’s Poetry Collection 2002 – …
The poetry and musings of a young girl….
Like a flower, we have a time…
Love is like a candle, blowing in the wind…
CASTLES IN THE SAND
THE WIND RUNS DOWN THE BEACH AS THE SUN BEGINS TO SET / THE ENDING OF ANOTHER DAY THAT WE WILL SOON FORGET / EXCEPT FOR THE CHILDREN ON TH…
Mrs Hannah’s Hill
Right up at the end of our street there is a great big hill / Where right upon the very top a lovely house stood still
LITTLE ROSIE PIXEL (A Children’s Poem)
She danced like light could sew a picture / Through the needle eyed
Amongst the buttercups and daisies / Afore the early rising sun / Is where you’ll find wet fairy tears / Glistening on your lawn.
Caught on a nail / Snagged of ply
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