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Sarcasm Foundation by digerati

Exercise... bacon. by digerati

"That's what." by digerati

Harvard Law by digerati

"That's what." - black by digerati

My goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am. by digerati

There are two types of people in this world: by digerati

I support the right to arm bears by digerati

I love the colorblind by digerati

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. by digerati

VIVA LA RESOLUTION by digerati

Number one fan by digerati

Pain is weakness leaving the body by digerati

Bane Chiropractic by digerati

ERMAHGERD! I luhb kerpkakes and Kerkees!! by digerati

I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see. by digerati

Call Kenny Loggins, You're in the DANGER ZONE by digerati

a friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn. by digerati

Error 404 formal clothes not found by digerati

On a scale of 1 to 10 whats your favorite color of the alphabet? by digerati

Procrastinators Unite! by digerati

Yes, I know the guacamole is extra by digerati

Free shrugs by digerati

Free punches to the face by digerati

I never said any of those things by digerati

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested. by digerati

I'm actually brain-damaged and you guys are just playing along, right? by digerati

Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver by digerati

Yeah, I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore by digerati

So far, this is the oldest I've ever been by digerati

If you say 'gullible' slowly it sounds like 'oranges' by digerati

The internet by digerati

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. by digerati

In memory of when I cared by digerati

Ensign Ricky by digerati

I work out. by digerati

Whatever floats your goat by digerati

Well, looks like i'm off to procrastinate. by digerati

Real men love animals with mashed potatoes by digerati

Duct tape by SlubberBub

Mawwiage by digerati

I approach life with mild abandon by digerati

That's what - he by digerati

You had me at merlot by digerati

I noticed you noticing me... by digerati

I’m sorry if I behaved in a way that made you think I should apologize by digerati

I've never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth... by digerati

Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak by digerati

Ain't nobody got time fo dat! by digerati

BROKE! Rob me only if you need the practice. by digerati

I wear this shirt periodically by digerati

Never trust an atom, they make up everything. by SlubberBub

You are not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be by digerati

Sarcasm Foundation - White by digerati

If you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world. - The Mayans by digerati

The internet - white by digerati

I'm a ninja by digerati

I know you love me. Stop trying to make me think otherwise. by digerati

Property of team awesome by digerati

Don't die a virgin, seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there! by SlubberBub

I only like NY as a friend by digerati

Think ...or thwim by digerati

noob by digerati

inconceivable by digerati

Be someone that makes you happy. by digerati

introverts unite (separately) by digerati

YALE by digerati

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever by digerati

The divorce rate of my socks is astonishing by digerati

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! by digerati

Trust me I'm a pirate by digerati

Bazinga! by digerati

Orangered mail by digerati

Weird is the new normal by digerati

Parkour - The World is Your Playground by SlubberBub

pre-supervillain in my angsty years by digerati

srs bsns by digerati

my hypochondria's been acting up again by digerati

Spindle by digerati

I love CSS by digerati

growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional by digerati

my friend over there really wants to know if you think I'm cute by digerati

Red Rover by digerati

The eh? Team by digerati

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. by SlubberBub

I only do what the voices in my wife’s head tell her to tell me to do by digerati

I pushed humpty dumpty by SlubberBub

In the world of emoticons, I'm a :D by digerati

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger by SlubberBub

Work eat live bike by SlubberBub

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