MY TIME MACHINE Every photograph that has been taken and every photograph that is yet to be taken is a moment in time. A moment in time that is gone foreve… IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE if i had a time machine / i’d set it back so many years / and fly back to my lover / and save so many tears / for when you left me da… Your useless knowledge Here’s to all the memories we lost in the fire of 77. The Man Who Took a Dump and Discovered He Had a T… Only trouble is each time you yank it, the damn toilet takes you off to a different time in history. Inventor of World’s First Time Machine Dies Dr. Bryant Jeffers, inventor of the first working Time Machine®, passed away last Monday in the year 1519. Flowers can be sent to the year … The Spinning Machine And with this decision, he sealed his fate. He was to meet his maker. Time Machine Let me fall / Not down, but backward- / through a wall of sweet-smelling flowers / The burning orange of summer / and I will land on my kne… what if i built a time machine? a spiritless race, an empty face Orville’s Contraption A seagull raced past the window, screeching. A couple of bats flew in and fed from Orville’s hand. Bloody and satisfied they left after a… The Time Machine. If time wasn’t able to put us in a genre of particle framing of current life, then a shadow of existence would fall and blunder. / To… A tetherball is a balloon without dreams I feel like my washing machine has defeated me every time I throw in the towel.