headless cows

blood smells

~ Contemplate the Gaze ~

And what of the greens of the luscious grass and moss / Can she tell the difference of the shade / Or is it all just grey-scale and scent i…

Romancing the bovines

I had first dibs at luring the darlings.


There has been an unhappy turn of events in our calm and contented herd of Herefords. / We have seven cows wandering freely about the farm,…


I balanced once upon the back / of our purebred Gurnsey Cow, / and twenty seven chickens / the farmyard horse, a sow, / all gathered round …

The Farm’s A Very Lonesome Sight

the hogs they are a squealin’ / cause they miss you so / the cows won’t give milk / the corn it won’t grow


Here I sit within / the portals of pain / week in, week out / regurgitating for analysis / platitudes and banal musings, / merging with h…


No one knows / I love the belt.

ignorance is bliss

An aroma of awakening is within the air / i breathe the aromas of fresh ground / coffee beans percolating within the gurgling / brewing sou…

In This Moment, Conspiracy Parable

To cut overhead, NASA replaced liquid bread with cat jerky. The hormone-and-preservative-injected jerky caused widespread lactation among …


Horses are gone / So are the cows and the chicks / Looks like all that is left / Is a farmhouse of sticks / All alone on the grass / No one…


Just grazing and resting in Normandy / When a girl with a camera we did see / She said could you please look here / And if you can please s…

A Viking in my Dustbin. (31) Elves and Hippies d…

It all seemed perfectly reasonable and lovely to be happily-hazily stoned and rattily disheveled sitting on the quilted bed edge drinking t…

holy cows

achieve something / something old / if not eternal / face the animal / and tame it / for a toy / * / for so much less and more / pebbles ar…

You Can’t Drop A Cow Out Of A Helicopter

There, I have your attention now. Your hooked, and your about to spend the next 5 minutes reading about some of the worlds stupidest laws. …

Moving the Cows

The cow had her head down, which put her directly under my horse, and the force of her charge took us all down in the middle of the road…

Grain Fed

A cow’s gotta do what a cow’s gotta do.

A Summers Trail

On ward climbed the two young explorers / To a place of good and blessed gifts, / This rich soil of Swiss escape can never drift, / For tom…

Golden Cows

Sometimes life comes at you as fast as lightening. No one is ready to get struck; they just have to deal with the hospital bill afterwards.

The Cows

their horns cupping the sky, white with promise, like foam from a stormy sea, like the salt of alchemy.


which crowns all the crazy cow folk / with the fine fragrance / moo mother’s make all the more milk warm / and little calf delicious


In our town. there was a boy called spike / he used to eat spiders and ride a blue bike / with socks on his ears, and gloves on his feet / …

Cows and Horses

Tossing down words I’ve heard somewhere / Trying to form them in case someone cares / Sticking them here and there in a random bunch …


The lamentations crack / The crust of my humanity / And my heart bleeds


You sing / And the melody / Delights me, / Resurrecting / Faded, sepia memories / Of simpler, happier days

Devoid of Milk

I brought a milkman bottled milk / To curve the rules, be sharp with wit. / Perhaps I should’ve held my time / His eyes grew wide, an…

The Cur

Soon, he was eyebrow deep in golden timothy, his amber coat blending seamlessly with the grasses.

Crazy Eddie

I had a lot of jobs when I was growing up: bush pilot; deep-sea diver; astronaut; and cow herder; but by the end of the summer, I decided t…

Bovine Excrement

If your down on your luck / Then there’s one thing I’ll say / just beware of a truck / that is backing your way

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