Patience by Paul Hickson Leaving home by Paul Hickson It's so cold in England, even the dogs wear wooly hats by Paul Hickson I'm sorry, this is a "horse only" function by Paul Hickson The next big Boyband by Paul Hickson Attack of the giant snail creature by Paul Hickson Wheels by Paul Hickson The Wasp and the Dandelion by Paul Hickson

10 Dating tips for the lonely Nerd

So, you’ve decided you’re lonely and that it’s time for you to crawl out from that hole you’ve been hiding in and go find a girlfriend? The…
Morning mist by Paul Hickson BFF's by Paul Hickson Blown away by Paul Hickson Day turns into night by Paul Hickson Storms on the horizon by Paul Hickson Bachelor pad by Paul Hickson

Anatomy of a text message

Hey, I just got this text message from my girlfriend, yeah that’s right I have a girlfriend and she’s real! Anywho I just got this text fro…
"Hey you want a staring contest? I'm super duper awesome at staring contests!" by Paul Hickson World's biggest Gherkin by Paul Hickson

Thoughts of a man in love

Day 1 / Crowded public transport / On a wet Monday morning in November / What could be worse? / …Well, I suppose trapped in a lift with / J…

Lonely level 53 Wizard seeking female

Hello, I’ve been single for erm lets see… err four… five… carry the one…erm… since birth, and I feel it’s probably time I found a nice girl…
Daytime Promenade by Paul Hickson Abandoned by Paul Hickson Kill me now! by Paul Hickson Hey I'm a Daisy, I'm 2 weeks old and my interests include Photosynthesis and getting caught in the rain by Paul Hickson

The wonderful world of Facebook

There is a certain special place / In the world of cyberspace / Where people socialise / And unknown bands publicise / Where you can find o…

How to refrain from swearing

If you’re reading this, then it’s pretty safe to assume you’re a despicable foul-mouthed… person, there you go look, I wanted to swear then…

Top 10 things to say before a fight

[Video] / 1. You should know I have a gym membership… so… well I mean I filled most of the forms out and everything but I haven…
Left Behind by Paul Hickson Life's a carousel by Paul Hickson

Thoughts of a drunk

I am so… erm… er… / What’s it called when you drink too much alcohol? / There’s like a special word for it! / I think it rhymes with… “Kerp…

Thoughts before a proposal

[Video] / Ah Paris / The city of love… / They say in Paris a couple gets engaged every 3 seconds / Now I’m no Mathematician but that’s a lo…
Reach the sky by Paul Hickson "Nah I cant figure out what it's supposed to be either" by Paul Hickson Peacocks in bloom by Paul Hickson The Summer Wheat by Paul Hickson

Thoughts in a supermarket

God I hate shopping! / Way too much walking involved / If only I had one of those Segways / Then I wouldn’t have to take a single step / Oo…
London's toughest gang by Paul Hickson The staring contest by Paul Hickson the tree as seen in winter by Paul Hickson Silent beauty by Paul Hickson

Dear Guitar

From: Paul Hickson <chersnumberonefan@yahoo.co.uk> / To: acousticguitar123@compuserve.com / Sent: Sunday, 20 May, 2012 22:19:13 / Sub…
Hedge Juxtaposition by Paul Hickson

Fathers and Sons

So erm… my Dad and I are currently not on speaking terms. We were watching a game show earlier and I correctly answered a question ab…
Dark Perspective by Paul Hickson Daisyness by Paul Hickson Field of bales by Paul Hickson Field Of Gold by Paul Hickson Broken Window by Paul Hickson Entrance by Paul Hickson On the line by Paul Hickson Gimme all your money! by Paul Hickson The bathtub in the alotment by Paul Hickson Lock up by Paul Hickson

My 25 things to do before I die

1. Learn how to throw like a man / 2. Find the courage to ride the tea cups at Disneyland / 3. Run a marathon… ok, walk a marathon / 4. Wat…

Thoughts in an exam

I am so effing tired / God why did I stay up all night watching Sex and the city / Damn you Sarah Jessica Parker and your hilarious mishaps…

Sod’s Law

Thank you sod’s law / For every time my toast falls jam side down on the floor / For every time tickets are sold out for the Hannah Montana…
Lost traditions by Paul Hickson

A letter to Pedro the spider

Dear Pedro the spider / Ever since you took up residence in our bathroom, you’ve made my life hell! I have to actually cry myself to sleep …
Heron by Paul Hickson

The Facebook Rant

Hi there, hey, how’s it going? So get this. I have just received my 1’000th invitation to visit a friend’s farm on Farmville; yeah 1,000th,…
3's a crowd by Paul Hickson

A book report by a student who didn’t actua…

“Hey, erm so I decided to do my book report on The Catcher in the rye by J.D Salinger. For anyone who hasn’t read this book alr…

The Procrastination Schedule

7:00 am – Wake up to the sound of the alarm clock, which was primed the night before specifically to get up early and begin working on that…
Reservoir Pigs by Paul Hickson The Feather by Paul Hickson Country life by Paul Hickson Inside out by Paul Hickson

C.V

Curriculum Vitae / Name: Paul Hickson / Date of birth: 04/09/89 / Sex: not as yet, I’m still looking for the right person / Objective: To t…
Sunset Silhouette by Paul Hickson Across the sea by Paul Hickson

The Mariachi Band

Please listen to this while you read… / [Video] / I am haunted by five ghosts / Each one as terrifying as the last / They follow me f…

The Granddad Schedule

6:00am – Get out of bed, slowly… very slowly, as those aches, pains and arthritic joints you’ve accumulated over the years make the task of…
Heaven's lamposts by Paul Hickson Delapidation by Paul Hickson Architectural shapes by Paul Hickson

Best man speech

Ok, I think we’ve all reached a sufficient level of drunkenness now, I know I have, so I think it’s time to start the speeches&…
Off the hook by Paul Hickson Hey, make sure you get my good side! by Paul Hickson vanishing point by Paul Hickson

Paul Hickson’s “Photography top tips …

Photography top tip number 1 – Always remember to remove the lens cap / Photography top tip number 2 – Any image looks good in …
The Bridge over the absent river by Paul Hickson Bale time by Paul Hickson Life in the undergrowth by Paul Hickson All at sea by Paul Hickson Wet Paint by Paul Hickson

The Rant

I just bought Pretty Woman on DVD and to my horror found that the deleted scenes have been omitted from the DVD bonus features!! I am so fi…

Animal tweets

Cinnamon @CinnamonTheDog / Hey! other dogs! Every tree from Mr Li’s pet shop 2 the park is my tree! my tree! I marked them with my sc…

Soundtrack to my life

Ya know how kids do that whole lemonade stand outside their house to make a little money? Well I also did it… I was 22.

FAQ’s (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q. Why do dogs hate cats so much? / A. Dogs have had a hatred for cats ever since Andrew Lloyd Webber produced the hit musical “Cats&…

Thoughts while on hold

[Video] / “We are experiencing a heavy volume of calls at this time, please stay on the line while you are connected” / Of course you are /…
Lean on me by Paul Hickson

The OCD Schedule (A day in the life of an OCD suf…

6.30am – Get up at precisely 6:30, do not, I repeat, do not get up on an odd number!!! / 6.31am – Struggle to do 10 sit ups and 10 push ups…
That moment you realise you've left the tap water running back at home... by Paul Hickson

There’s a Jack Nicholson under my bed!

When I was a child, my big brother used to tell me stories of horrible slimy monsters with enormous feet and big googly eyes, not unlike th…
Quintessentially British by Paul Hickson Doggy Elections 2014 by Paul Hickson
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