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one foot in the grave and one in his pants :) by sandra .

Gather round and snuggle in, / I have a tale to share / About a creepy haunted house / and the spirit I saw there / A dark and misty night, / the kind that wolves do howl / Where voices scream th… 329 words

Pants by transmute

I don’t like wearing pants anymore 7 words

If Anger is an Energy? by Lisadee Lisa Defazio

If anger is an energy then what are we supposed to do with it? 114 words

The Devil Wears Khaki Pants by Dave Legere

At the end of the day, in the words of Billy Joel, “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints…” 1161 words

Wise Pants by Jenifer DeBellis

A wise man once told me / many things about words. / I ate those words and found / a few of my own to add / to this melting pot conglomeration. / My stomach ached from the poison / laced into some of… 140 words

fallen beauty queen "light breaks" by Earhart Chappel Inc. IPA

This content is not visible because the safe filter is on. 810 words

Pants Down by Zolton

Regina had become a real habit. She was young, beautiful and…. available. 146 words

Liar Liar Pants on Fire (a mini musical for the Bet... by limerick

Claudia stands on her terrace over looking the in ground pool being slowly scooped by a scantily clad Pool Boy who wears nothing more than a pair of trunks and a smile.. Claudia herself wears nothin… 506 words

Sand In My Undies (Another Novel Idea by visualmetaphor

Yeah… it was like wet stand against your skin. Rubbing away layers until it was embedded so deep it didn’t hurt anymore. 263 words

I Want to Pants Them by LibraryDrone

Every time I see a pair walking around the town / Droopy, messy, sloppy / Dragging on the ground / Every time I see a pair I want to pull them down 136 words

It Hurts to Wear Pants by mekarpan

Today there are bits of glass in my knee / I can only assume they are from the car accident I was in / When I was sixteen / I can see them swimming under my skin / I can poke and prod them as they mo… 211 words

MARTINI by Sally Omar

A Martini makes me silly / Even willy-nilly / The first sip makes me giddy / By the fifth I know I’m really pretty / The olives are a treat / Two Martinis / And I’m wobbly on my feet / I&… 120 words

COME TO THE BALLET by Sally Omar

come to the ballet / and see my tight pants / while i pirout / and on my toes dance / peter may peek out / and say hello to you / please don’t be shocked / or he will be blue / if you laugh / he curl… 92 words

Caveman to Braveman by BurtleBard

In the days when skins were quite the thing / Did cavemen have much choice / About his nether ware 209 words

For the love of trousers by Lauren Marr

A man without trousers is a man without zest. / A man within trousers is strong and well dressed. 68 words

Pants on Fire - great liars I have known by mazzy24

Liars come and go, some lies so big that the change the person you become. 538 words

Clown Pants by Ezizza

i don't like... by limerick

smudges send me insane…. 28 words

A fine collection of haircuts. by rowand

We’ve gone well beyond zippers now. Clasps are the way of the future 362 words

We cut the legs off of our pants by JakeSoiffer

We grabbed the scissors by the blade / from the deck / old wood with bronze nails / we picked them up on a road trip / we picked them up just once in that short little life / forget the jeans / we… 119 words

Forgot My Pants by oscarelizondo

A mall store / had a door / and shiny floor / of glass galore. / I entered alone / with my phone / saw a clone / made of stone. / Found some underwear / and I swear / I did dare / people to stare. / … 108 words

Urban Gypsy by thereisnosquare

I bought pants of many colours one day / inside out they were grey but cool / and as I entered the working o’clock / plied a joker’s smile to fool 196 words

Pair of Pants by jason marion

Birds don’t have / Parents who force / Them to wear pants. 27 words

Purple Pants. by Shaquille Stewart

Green hair and purple pants. / A lot of us wonder where you get your purple pants. 275 words

life, by the seat of my pants by mychaelalchemy

it’s just a turn of the phrase, / I have been to the well / and satisfied my thirst, / but, I was just a boy, then, / like anyone else, I grew anyway, / much to my dismay / and, with every dec… 92 words

Compensation for My Pants by Daniel Damiano

A pitbull bit me, / most unrelentingly, / on where I sit; / a cavernous hole left / in my pants, / as I stood there, / indignant, / in a trance, / demanding compensation for my pants / from its feebl… 68 words

Keep Your Pants on, Please by Trevor Penick

We arrived at Toys-R-Us, and I opened the door to get out. Then I promptly threw up on my sneakers. 2100 words

An obssession with red pants by Kylet

Burn it oh burn it down / all these bridges were always meant to burn down / My intentions to drown / You can only say your sorry so much before it’s another smoke / tying the noose intentions… 138 words

The spandex Rule by Stephen J. Vattimo

His buddy asks," How did they end the add?" 190 words

Down My Pants by benjaimen

we’ll binge on artificial flavours unhealthy but so sweet / be sure and know you’ll do no favours for your teeth with what we’ll eat 108 words

Airlock by Andy Lowe

So the moral behind the story never have Italian stew while wearing COSY pants … 713 words

SOMETHING SLIMY IN MY PANTS by Robert Burns

There was something slimy in my pants, / As I sat there coming home from France. / I reached inside and felt around, / While something squishy moved around. / The stewardess said “Sir, please sit dow… 167 words

SOMETHING GOOEY IN MY PANTS by Robert Burns

There’s something gooey in my pants, / So uncomfortable that I cry. / When I get big and you get little, / You’ll understand this by and by! / Then you hold me shoulder high, / And pat me till I … 189 words

Cinderella Fellow by Stephen J. Vattimo

He dressed his best / to impress the jury / That he was tame / not insane 349 words

Blogfest by Lisadee Lisa Defazio

Tight pants at eye level. 50 words

Blogfest by Lisa Defazio

70’s Goodness 49 words

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