The Evil spirit
The vicar was using a small demonstration :- / Two glasses, a worm, and a bored congregation.
Dolly’s paper round
The Problem Page, is run by Bridget, / who cannot decide on a chocolate biscuit.
Why, only last week he was out at a bar, / when he noticed this beautiful girl from afar.
JUST HER CUP OF TEA
Tess had a look of shock on her face, / “Well Sindy, I think you’re a perfect disgrace!”
“My chest measures fifty-four inches at least. / Compared to Godzilla, it’s me who’s the beast…
The facts were plain, could not dispute: / Santa had left, without his suit.
I opened the fridge, for the horse raddish sauce, / where a bottle of wine took my reason by force.
A very busy week
She went across and asked the lad, / “What’s happened to your mam and dad?
A fatherly retort
They slurped and burped through the conversation, / which was heard by most of the diner population.
So I let him finish the joke, and I laughed / (although I considered it was a bit daft). / His laughter was getting hysterical by then, / a…
The Metal Utensil
He was handed some sheets, to make up his bed, / by an over-worked nurse, “Short-staffing”, she said.
Freddy the frog / had to go to the bog / because his poor bladder was busting.
The cabbie looked thoughtful, for a moment or more, / then said, “I’ve been asked that question before …
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