wittle archie’s ( winter blues ) poem

if your outside in the winter / its usually cold and wet / so heres something you could do / before you go out and forget / wrap up in a ja…

the toilet wont flush

oh my god the toilet wont flush / oh my god and im in a rush / what a mess as i hurridly blush / oh my god the toilet wont flush / oh my go…

red bum cheeks

clearley remembering the good old days / playing in the fields climbing trees / jumping over gardens chap door run / home from school with …

wittle archies close call ( wear your seat belt i…

hi their my name is wittle archie and im jusht a wittle boy of sheven yearsh of age from a village called sauchie in scotland uk… / t…

wittle archies bwirthday suwrprise

hi their wittle archie here im jwust a boy of only shevan yearsh old and im from a village in clackmannanshire called sauchie in scotland i…

wittle archie-are you a good sprout or bad sprout…

hi their my name is wittle archie and im jusht a wittle boy of sheven yearsh of age / from a village in scotland called sauchie in the uk /…

wittle archie-be a friend ( school bullying ) end…

hi their my name is wittle archie and im jwust sheven years old today im going to tell you a poem about school / today i went to school / t…

wittle archies new teacher and redbubble art day

hi everybody my names wittle archie im shevan years old and im from a small village in clackmannanshire scotland uk called sauchie / iR…

wittle archies new pet silver and trip to the fun…

hi my names wittle archie im just a wittle boy of shevan years of age im from a village called sauchie in clackmannanshire uk scotland, tod…

wittle archie-swing fun ( could be dangerous )

hi my name is wittle archie, if we havent met before then im very pleased to meet you……… / im only sheven yearsh of age a…

wittle archies call for help ( save the world )

hi my name is wittle archie im just a wittle boy of shevan years of age im from a small village in scotland called sauchie in clackmannanhi…

wittle archies fisrt day out alone ( the shadow )…

hi my name is wittle archie im jusht shevan years of age and im from a village called sauchie in clackmannanshire scotland uk / hi to all m…

proud tae be scottish ( a must read )

as i walked err the ochil hills, approaching the top.i sniffed, then i sniffed again / whits that smell,i recognise that. twas the smell of…

wittle archie’s ( daddys dad and mummys mum…

hi my name wittle archie im jwust a wittle boy of shevan im from a village called sauchie in clackmannanshire scotland uk / i want to tell…

wittle archie ( its pretty kool to wear glasses )

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy everyone misssssssed you / hi wittle archie here guess where ive been hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm / cant you guess ( nooooooooooooo…

wittle archies windy experience

hi my name is archie and im jwusht a wittle boy of only shevan yearsh of age and im fwrom a village in scotland uk called sauchie / to-dwa…

women invented the shovel

because men wanted their hole

wittle archie ( yukky yukky oooow ) poem

i love sweets / they taste so good / id rather have them / than horrible food / chocolate and ice cream / toffee, sweets and chews / but g…

wittle archie ( my visit to the dentasist )

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, dont you just haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate dentasists / ooooow i can just feel that drill scraping against my teee…

burnt

lorraine is the women i love / the lady of my life / the girl with whom i wish / one day to become my wife / beautful, intellegent ,adorabl…

wittle archie’s ( a doggy’s kiss ) po…

my name is wittle archie / a little boy i am / still at school thats me / because i am only shevan / i have a wittle doggy / huduh is his …

wittle archie ( the missing lace )

hi my name is wittle archie im jusht shevan years old and im from a small village called sauchie in clackmannanshire scotland uk .. / toda…

little old lady ( by craftsman )

whilst at work in this back alley / im going about my buisness as normal / when i spot this frail old lady ,she was out walking with the ai…

life

the begining

words of encouragement

get of your f-king lazy asshole and do something

weekend mayhem

how i cant wait till fridays / for two days of rest / pay days and weekends / have got to be the best / out to the local / down a few jars …

i give up so i give in

what does it take to get noticed / to grab your attention and win / when ive tried everything that i possibly can / i give up so i give in …

death

the end

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