On that day the earth shook the ground

If I stood here back then I wouldn’t be today, / And to be safe each day I can only pray.

Fools get the best discounts at the soul sales

find a little child eating far too much chocolate

I Got Nits

On Dolly’s slip was checked, NO LICE and NO NITS.

The Crow

I saw a crow today / A beautiful black bird / And couldn"t figure out which death had occured / Allowing different thoughts to run th…

GOUGE (Oxymoron Twist)

Just bend my mind…..

Sugary Addicted

He danced around the room, singing “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. “ He surely did know, for only four years later he died from al…

iconic or ironic

he said goodbye and gave me a map. / which is good. / because i am lost.


I’ve seen you on cloud nine, / dropping pennies, / Ooh so perfectly. / I’ve watched you walk, / thin lines, / dodging karmas ar…

Living Irony

My stilettos could no longer hold. / At some poor man’s feet;

The Hare’s Choice

That’s neither here nor there, / Said the walrus to the hare.


Fast lanes, passing on the right. / Toll cards and frozen elevators. / Forty floors up to boredom

Ironic and Sardonic

Laughing as you pulled my teeth

Ironic B Plus Tonic

i had this art teacher in college / i loved going to his class / i’d sit and listen to this wonderful Norman Bates- Herman Munster /…

The opposite end of the exchange

A woman left twenty dollars / in the room she had stayed / the previous night, / for me, / the housekeeper / as a welcomed tip / along wit…

Isn’t it ironic

… Isn’t it ironic (sorry Alanis) / That our culture (celebrities and voyeurs)…


… sundered… severed…

When am I? (Ironic Prosetry)

When am I? / I know WHERE I am. I’m home. I’m in Pennsylvania…on Earth. / I know HOW I am. I’m well, than you very much. / I K…

Ironic awareness.

The trick is not tin the flick of the coin / But to see both sides in one.

Ironic Prayers

I can hear them trampling up the stairs in their big black combat boots. The cold steel shifting in their hands makes an exceptionally poi…


I’m talented / because my tongue can touch my nose. / Why cant it be for my art work, / or words I once wrote? / I’m beautifu…

As Ironic as a Fire Station Burning to the Ground.

Isn’t this ironic? / The time it took to get over you, / Was half the time we were together? / Isn’t this ironic? / The girl wh…


“Make Love, not war” / “Turn-on…tune-in…drop-out” / Woodstock made it to the Whitehouse… / “Lord of The Flies”

Writer’s Remorse © 2012 by Ellen Hecht…

The guests were startled, hearing an enormous rumble.

A Happy Coincidence?

What price a coincidence? / A fortunate one, unexpected and pleasant / That would bring a smile to dry lips / So accustomed to limp accepta…


slipping down through the ranks of friendship, / i was lost and scared when you held out you hand. / most all the people in life have skipp…

The Ironic Haiku

just say what you / Mean

Round Tends to Roll

it rolled off, splattered and spewed / all that gunk on my new shoes.

Ironic (Burger King)

I want to say that / seeing you today / was ironic, but / I know I’d be using / the wrong word. / It just felt like it. / Because I c…

The End. A six word story.


re “When am I? (Ironic Prosetry) by George …

I am / what / I am / as / I am. / andrewboehm

A map to your heart

Time passed so fast i got lost / in the origami of your emotions / Found myself torn out of your story

On the high seas

The hurricane winds that hit the waves made them rip / And when my frantic hand finally got a grip / I stood up, closed the window and got …

In a moment

The pupil surveyed the sea / Listening to the silent herd


Under his control / Viciously they rip


Walking through the doors of this place simply thrills / A whirl of color and strange creatures / -of whom all are known by name / with, …


I’m having trouble / passing urine. / I just can’t fight the urge / to stop and take a sip.

Ironic Motivation

Irony. / Can’t find the motivation / to write about / a lack of motivation / to write.

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