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Reason is a Thunder Word to an Idiot Girl by mstrace

I want to run my toes up his pants / under the cover of white table linen / caress that beautiful organ between his legs / surrounded as we were by the ignorance of strangers 923 words

Idiot by Cailean

He cut such a strong, imperious figure in the bright sunlight, a paladin reborn into tres chic, designer label three-piece suit. 1486 words

Social Sniping (Story) by Damian

‘I’ve worked out a spot you could shoot someone from and get away without being seen,’ he said smugly. I looked at him carefully, weighing up whether he was kidding or not. 411 words

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Middle-Class G... by WarOfTheRoses

Cure everyone / then make them sick. / Hold everyone up / then let go / at the worst possible time / so they smash. / Spit lies at the pieces / make promises you can’t keep / like / everything… 87 words

You Only Have One Shot At True Love... by Bramley

It came out of nowhere, almost as if it had fluttered down from the heavens, landing on a tall banyan tree a few hundred metres away. I peered through my lens and realised the beauty of this wondrous… 249 words

Hypocridiot - The word of the day by Dawn Meadows

A hypocridiot is someone who is both a hypocrite and an idiot simultaneously. 13 words

ARTIST AS IDIOT by John O'Dal

….the viseral Everyman 63 words

The idiot in the moon... by KamelRachedi

The idiot in the moon is an idiot / but the idiot on the the earth is a man 18 words

I am an Idiot. by LauraBroussard

Duh, / What did she say ? / Did she turn from me, / because I am this way ? / I am an idiot. / With the mentality of a three year old. / No “shouts out”, / or so I am told. / Because I am… 113 words

A Tale, Told by an Idiot...Signifying Nothing. by Joshua Espinoza

This content is not visible because the safe filter is on. 605 words

Over Educated Idiot by DON CASTILLO

I’m not so smart but I can plainly see 51 words

The Idiot Male by keet

A little poem about the biggest Idiot male that I have ever met. 94 words

I'm an idiot. Come join me in my idiocracy. by ShellyKay

I keep hoping, because I think falling for someone over the internet is safer…that you won’t get hurt / but in all actuality it hurts even more / b e c a u s e / someone who has never ev… 119 words

The Idiot Factory by galaticos

Immediacy pings / On the workshop / Floor / Forgetting the finished / Article discarded / At the factory / Door. 15 words

Idiot by siennasmum

It was a bit much for me, because the memories of High School are all I have now. School was great, now it’s over and I’m now what they call a fair-fuckin’-dinkum check-out boy! 1747 words

IDIOT!!!!!!! WHO ME??????? by henry1023

IDIOT!!!!!!! WHO ME??? / Why do you treat me this way / Why do you treat me like the idiot of the day / Over and over you tell me were in a crisis / Looking for 700 Billion bail out for wall street /… 313 words

On The Daily Mail by pongo

I felt it was my duty, then, to kick Littlejohn right in the face, and to take my life in my hands and liberate the front page copy. 252 words

Idiots of the World Unite by LeisaHof

This content is not visible because the safe filter is on. 180 words

Idiot Box by Jon Lancaster

climb outside / see the light / mind the edges / watch for sight / do not worry / it’s only real / soak in it all / let your soul feel / worlds a mess / don’t you know / I have to confess… 107 words

Save File and Forget by mordechai

It’s not so much that he has issues as that he’s on the third volume of his encyclopedia, and still not within hailing distance of the letter “B”. 1497 words

i was raised in a village {I was the idiot} by tagbruns

fighting shakes and gutteral moans 175 words

December Spawned an Idiot by Trevor Penick

I never obsessed over the fact that I was raised in two families; I certainly was never as hung up on it as everyone seemed to think I should have been; 1339 words

idiot factory by madpike

this ain’t the earth / it’s the idiot factory / everybody’s stupid / and they all think / “it can’t be me” / part of the problem / evolution won’t set us… 113 words

A Viking in my Dustbin. #92. Roto Idiot. by John Sunderland

But even a double-life bed was only a stop-gap measure and wasn’t enough…… 2409 words

Idiot by HopePeace110

you apologize to me / then get rid of the blame / throw it back / scream attack / fuck this, it’s lame / i thought you were sorry / for what you did to me / but now you’re yelling / sayin… 70 words

just some more bullshit, written by another idiot wi... by masling3

Happiness / Happiness is all we want in life, but how do we get it? / Is true happiness when there is nothing to be wanted? / Complete content. / Or is it achievement? / Or is it love? / Is it all of… 61 words

En-Joyed by David Bath

I am en-joyed / to be in your presence, / Like a lamb / to be in his flock, / Like a snug flake of chocolate / in the crease of a cushion, / Like a fool / at the helm of a yacht! 37 words

Behead the king's idiot. by john blankenburg

“He is right here- He is me.” 76 words

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