The Joys of Feedback ;-)

I had written him a letter / which I thought would make things better / And I sent it where they said to / Through the Bugs and Feedback tab

10 Dating tips for the lonely Nerd

So, you’ve decided you’re lonely and that it’s time for you to crawl out from that hole you’ve been hiding in and go find a girlfriend? The…

My Mum has a Bum!

I hope you’re sitting down now / Cos I think you’ll be quite shocked . . .

Anatomy of a text message

Hey, I just got this text message from my girlfriend, yeah that’s right I have a girlfriend and she’s real! Anywho I just got this text fro…

HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL!

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of catR…

Thoughts of a man in love

Day 1 / Crowded public transport / On a wet Monday morning in November / What could be worse? / …Well, I suppose trapped in a lift with / J…

Lonely level 53 Wizard seeking female

Hello, I’ve been single for erm lets see… err four… five… carry the one…erm… since birth, and I feel it’s probably time I found a nice girl…

drug haiku

Dude sits on the wall / Inhales deeply on his bong / Well aint he a nob

A Funny 50th birthday poem for you mom ….

Mom…It’s ok I will help you up the stairs / Tuck you into bed and pluck ur chin hairs….

Funny Laws in the USA

In Tennessee, it is illegal to drive a car while you are asleep. / Baltimore, Maryland’s Municipal Code has a section which reads: &#…

Funny Looking Orange and Black Bird

Thank you David for your photo "Funny Looking Orange & Black Bird / Please check our my friend David Burk’s other awesome ph…

Jury Duty Blues

When will Gold Lotto pick me at random like that?

FUNNY FACE

Times are hard / wherever you go / Not able to make ends meet / This little boy loves making faces / He is really sweet / At a soup kitche…

The wonderful world of Facebook

There is a certain special place / In the world of cyberspace / Where people socialise / And unknown bands publicise / Where you can find o…

How to refrain from swearing

If you’re reading this, then it’s pretty safe to assume you’re a despicable foul-mouthed… person, there you go look, I wanted to swear then…

Top 10 things to say before a fight

[Video] / 1. You should know I have a gym membership… so… well I mean I filled most of the forms out and everything but I haven…

Thoughts before a proposal

[Video] / Ah Paris / The city of love… / They say in Paris a couple gets engaged every 3 seconds / Now I’m no Mathematician but that’s a lo…

Featured Work

Thank you to these groups…

~ When the wee tin cock did spin! ~

tis the funniest sight I’ve ever seen / When the wee tin cock did spin!

Thoughts in a supermarket

God I hate shopping! / Way too much walking involved / If only I had one of those Segways / Then I wouldn’t have to take a single step / Oo…

Change

love is like no other thing / with which we gauge our fares / it takes less than those other things / to feel another cares / but one thing…

Dear Guitar

From: Paul Hickson <chersnumberonefan@yahoo.co.uk> / To: acousticguitar123@compuserve.com / Sent: Sunday, 20 May, 2012 22:19:13 / Sub…

Fathers and Sons

So erm… my Dad and I are currently not on speaking terms. We were watching a game show earlier and I correctly answered a question ab…

When Number Eight Fell Down

When Number 8 Fell Down, / Number 6 And 7 Did Frown… / It made number 5 cry, and from his own tears he nearly drown.

big black spot on the ceiling

I thought it was a spider / I’m glad it’s just a moth / [On the perils of being shortsighted in a dimly lit room and not able t…

Melancholia at the Camy Shanghai Noodle and Dumpl…

There’s nothing quite like the feeling when it’s dark and raining and one of your shoes is filled with water. And why only one shoe? What t…

Dental Floss Obsession

A roll in my car and a roll in my purse / A roll in my desk at work to disperse

Lipstick

Suck it in and take the punch, / cave my heart and steal my air, / crack these ribs and sink it in,

I just had to share this with you guys I just fou…

Click-Here: / jon ……. (-:

Thoughts in an exam

I am so effing tired / God why did I stay up all night watching Sex and the city / Damn you Sarah Jessica Parker and your hilarious mishaps…

Tattoo

(Mature)

The Procrastination Schedule

7:00 am – Wake up to the sound of the alarm clock, which was primed the night before specifically to get up early and begin working on that…

Confessions of a Red Bubble Addict

Here I sit on a Friday night. / On this lovely Red Bubble site. / Just one click of the mouse was an instant hook. / I just opened some pic…

Horse events and angular tent pitching for girls&…

After the hog roast and my vegetarian version:quiche. Yes I know that a quiche rotating on a stick over a fire does not conjure the same ro…

The Soap Bubble – Episode 12a. The Outer Ed…

More Soap, lots of Bubbles, a scary ride with Woodsac. The episode number… look I’m not superstitious honest, touch wood, finge…

Damn It, Anyway

“Stupid is as stupid does, ma’am”.

“Irish Joke” – “Mick and …

Paddy back home in Dublin / ‘F**kin hell, Mick!’

How to queue in Russia (a practical guide) Part 1

No one in the world knows better how to stand in a queue than the Russians. Alright, some nations might contest this fact. Many folks might…

Muff Diver

I don’t know why it happens to be true / But muff divin’s among my favorite things to do.

The Soap Bubble – Episodes 4 & 5……

What if Red Bubble was more than just a website? / A trip into the Flibble Dimension doesn’t go to plan / This is an update, so new r…

Here We Go Again.

I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America’s en…

Ass Hole

He just stood there yelling “Asshole,” over and over

The Mariachi Band

Please listen to this while you read… / [Video] / I am haunted by five ghosts / Each one as terrifying as the last / They follow me f…

Burnt

of all the times you’ve been in this same place / you fall like ashes to the floor / and once again the riches spoil / you think we w…

The Ballad of Garrett

Hookers aren’t cheap.

Dear Family and Friends,

Letter to my family and friends, funny, comical, poem.

My Christmas Rant

I don’t know WHY you can’t put decorations on a dirty house

Piwi’s Prize

He was sixteen, I was six / When half a finger went by axe / I thought this was pretty cool / So I picked it up to take to school / Into a…

Paul Hickson’s “Photography top tips …

Photography top tip number 1 – Always remember to remove the lens cap / Photography top tip number 2 – Any image looks good in …

Chilli

It was not until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me.

The Tooth Fairy (Funny, clean, but not for bel…

Not thinking a thing about it (her Good Fairy costume) she popped into the Dentist’s waiting room, …

Infertility Treatments

(Did not mean to make the butcher so completely uptight)

just a wee funny for anita inveraritys recent aci…

a wish the sun wid show its dish / cos oor weather is really pish / lang summer days are no far aff / aye that’ll be richt yer huvin …

The Pencil Fish

I once, in a pail, caught a pencil fish. / He would not have made a filling dish. / As long as a blink / And as thin as Aunt Betty. / You w…

funny freckles and frizzy hair

funny freckles and frizzy hair / passengers admiring stares / a pretty little turned up nose / pink paint on fingertips and toes / morning …

Stupidity

Have you been there? Done that?

Funny Face

My Funny Face / By / Oscar Elizondo / My funny face / can make you laugh / if you care, / All you have to do / Is wait / And take a stare. …

Be my funny valentine

Be my funny valantine / Play saxophone in my head / Wrap your notes round me / Like coffins round the dead / I’ll   dress you in garm…

Time for the Annual Vacuuming of the Turkey

As you may or may not know, a Domestic Goddess I am not. In fact the domestic gene skipped right over me. That being said, for some reaso…

modern grief is rubbish

If I get knifecrimed, / Think only this of me: / I dont want a Facebook group / Set up in my memory.

The Rant

I just bought Pretty Woman on DVD and to my horror found that the deleted scenes have been omitted from the DVD bonus features!! I am so fi…

Avenue Q the musical- review

Sound immature? Politically incorrect? It is. And its freaking hilarious- it’s Avenue Q.

Into the bottle we shall go

five minutes of waiting for the water to ‘kick in’ you decide to ‘fuck it’ and grab the bottle of glens vodka off t…

Poetic Musings: An Ode To Tofu

Oh, thy spongy textures and lattic’d innards, / coated in rich black bean sauce. / You satisfy my inmost parts with your high protein…

Soundtrack to my life

Ya know how kids do that whole lemonade stand outside their house to make a little money? Well I also did it… I was 22.

My newest Comic Strip – Critique Please!

My newest Comic Strip – Critique Please! / “The Interview Question” ComicStrip by Lisa C. Weber ©2008

Christmas On Redbubble

How grand it seems, to share your dreams / With those that know just what it means

going nowhere going nowhere

oh how funny just too funny to be funny…they are everywhere thinking they are somewhere…thinking they are somewhere everywhere …

a strange life: roller skates, a rugby team and a…

I learned very early on that when you are escorted across the road by an eighty year old with a limp because he fears for you, you know you…

FAQ’s (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q. Why do dogs hate cats so much? / A. Dogs have had a hatred for cats ever since Andrew Lloyd Webber produced the hit musical “Cats&…

The Gathering

Do you know what goes on / When you go out of town? / You think you left your home quite safe / But let me give you the lowdown!

Im afraid im replacing my girlfriend.

I, Ashleigh, have fallen in love with a woman.

The Fart Jar

This true story is about my children and their childhood, in addition to the innocent pranks that went along with it. I realize this story…

A Funny Yam Sweet Potato Thanksgiving Story

A few years ago I bought a couple of cans of Yam sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving. Well when thanks giving came and I opened up one of the c…

Hook, Line, And Thinker (World’s Worse Fish…

There are plenty of fish in the sea. If one does not want to know me is “that’s their net loss”. It’s my own fish p…

wittle archie’s dream ( someone’s or …

i had the weirdest everest dream / last night i went to my bed really early , i was ab-so-lutley exhausted from playing all day on my bike…

I loves me spray on jeans

I loves me spray on jeans / I think they fit just right / it takes some time to load ‘em, / tho’ tis always worth the fight. / …

There’s a Jack Nicholson under my bed!

When I was a child, my big brother used to tell me stories of horrible slimy monsters with enormous feet and big googly eyes, not unlike th…

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to Kauai

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to Kauai / Thinking back there have been so many times in my life where I wanted something badly and tr…

A great piece of writing…Very Funny

This is a short writing that a mate wrote. Thought it was great! I thought i’d pass it on with his permission. / Enjoy, / I have a fa…

“Don’t be stupid!”

Some people came into this world just to help others fulfill their true potential. / I mean, they keep telling you how far you are from you…

Funny Old Man

Why do you have to go / So soon? / You’re only 95.

The Aussie Cattle Dog!!!

This little story could be applicable in any country, whatever side of the political fence they are on… / Kevin Rudd called Julia Gil…

Fogged Mirrors

As we grow old, get a little slow, things change / And it seems like our body gets rearranged / Sags and bags are not meant to see / So I t…

Were I the Emotional Type

I’d tell you all about my family. / More often than not I’d be bragging. / Recounting tales of Unga Bunga or Marshmallows, / Wh…

She’s funny, when she’s drunk. HeR…

…. relating and thinking back to being in my mid-, to late twenties when I was going for first promotions and … relationships w…

FUNNY, ISN’T IT?

i still don’t understand why you left your beard trimmers here…

Funny Isn’t it…

For as many paths / There are as many

Marking the Times

T-Shirts are truth!

There’s a Turtle in the Bathtub – Poe…

There’s a turtle in the bathtub / and he’s eaten all the soap.

Lets Play Foot See

My mother leaned over and experienced the cold stare of the emotionless eyeball……….

New Years resolutions

1. Stop making fun of celebrities such as Sylvester Stallone, we have to be nice to them, they have a hard enough time as it is. By the way…

Why I Write…I Guess

I rave about this I rant about that / I ain’t rich enough…I’m too fucking fat.

the old goat

An old goat ate my poem!

I’m Just Sayin’

Didja ever wanna take a shit / And just sort of Fedex it / To some deserving miscreant

I just ate glue.

Is that shirt blue?
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