Skinny Performance A skinny girl opens the shade. / She doesn’t want any privacy. Performances for Praising and Insulting Trees Performance for Praising Trees / Stand in the forest next to a redwood. / Invite participants to praise the redwood. / Notice the redwood… Breathing Exercises 1 and 2 Breathing Exercise 1 / Breathe in, / breathe out. / Breathe in, / breathe out. / Or don’t. / Breathing Exercise 2 / Breathe out. / Breathe … Performance for Average People: Shock to the Syst… Stand in water / so cold that it makes your feet cramp. / Walk around / until the cramps loosen. Peformances for Normal People: Unnamed Performance Wake up tired. / Shuffle painfully to the kitchen. / Make coffee. / Feel lost. Performance: Back Yard Sweeping Set the kitchen timer for two hours. / Sweep the back patio until the timer goes off. Performance for Happiness 2 Just sit there and expect nothing.