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As Romantic As A Lettuce

I’m single and have been for about 9 months now. Fortunately for my sex life, my place of employment is rather lax with monitoring their AA…

All that Glitters is not Gold….

I have no sight but vision is mine….. / I have no hearing but I sense and understand…..


I have been known to allow my inner child to show / Usually prompting the question / When are you going to grow up

Lessons Learned

Today in particular. I`m not a young spry chicken anymore. In the past things I did may have caused me discomfort and I could easily recove…

Hello… Anybody on the receiving line?

no… i thought not…

Just some dumb kids

bitterness of how we are here spreads to our smiles / and we clumsily sip our cokes to keep it sweet / But it’s too late. And we…

A year ago.

Memorized the manner of how you take a drag off your cigarette, how you look in the mornings..

Piglets-Emily Higuet & Deva Thyme

Soaking in mud, / rolling on the rug. / Going crazy, / little miss daisy.


So long ago, / I held a knife, / Cut so deep, / Body ice. / I am now alone, / Time stands still, / Empty thoughts, / Broken will. / As I wa…

Hitting the fan

the great unspoken is aired, / and for one teeny weeny, miniscule second / of our blind, deaf and dumb earthly existence … / we are real.



Dumb Lust.

she was a racially ambiguous dream / what I mean / is that this Dark Queen from Queens / who I thought would eventually come to know me / w…

Unconscious Harm

The sonic boom shook from one end of the market to the other and across the road. As humans and merchandise alike were flung to the floor …

Running again for governor of CA CA, lifornia

Running for Gov of CA CA lifornia

Spring Time

Birds are chirping in the trees…bees are flying past those trees where bunnies / sit and play while deer are by the bay

Take Some Photographs, Please

Today / I took pictures of the road / Pretty patterns of broken macadam, / stony holes awaiting affirmation / from the paid public servant…

champange reunion

when / school was out and we were out of our minds / with boredom and depression. Quick, slick, / wild nights scorched up sporadically t…

Fishy Wishy

Fishy Wishy went to town riding on a Whale, / He stuck a feather in his hat and called snale male.

Stupid kids and a dumb world

We’re the sidewalk kids / Of back in the old days / They’d tell us how were meant to be / Someday / We’d grow up / And ge…

Hey & Honey?

I wished I was a Pig, / I became a Duck…. / Ok now I wish to / end this poem, But it keeps going…. / hey it ended!…….. / Honey …

Redundant Tendencies

The air is crisp / and chilled on the lip. / My head is clear as the sky / with just as much snow; / her footprints / tracked in trails thr…

Mindless Minion

Is it really worth the risk / of breaking a promise with yourself / of busting your morals into pieces / to pull out another cigarette and…

Dumb Calf

A calf led out, a rope about the legs / With simian eyes I make docile persuasion

Just a Dumb Story

I thought he was married / Asshole / Emailing me / Married! / What’d he want! / Blew him off / Fixed his wagon / Told him I had a boy…

Dumb Luck

It isn’t necessarily the fact / that I can’t mentally grasp / simple concepts. / I feel as though I’m quite capable. / …

Rip Tide-Satarupa Thyme

Look over there look at that Rip Tide………… / Oops false alarm. He, He, He!!!

Signs Of The Apocalypses (or the REAL Armageddon,…


Frank Zappa……..“Dumb all over, …


Beer and Ice Cream

I cannot think / I cannot write / All words / Absurd / I need the telly / All dumb and warm / I’ll be reborn / With beer and ice crea…

New Years Resolutions from me a dumb guy

Next time say hello to the lion and pat the lion trainer on head

We’re all so numb. We’re all so dumb.

I used to never get sick of trying / I still haven’t gotten sick of dying / I got tired of running, got scared and ran again / ItR…


Actions speak louder than words / But me I was born dumb*

Dumb Then Found

You take me as I am

So Dumb

i cant beleive thats its all done / i cant beleive i let go of the one / that i loved with all my heart and soul / i was stupid to ever do …

Mum, not dumb

Never one to believe in herself / Her life got shelfed / As a mum / Who said she was dumb.

Big Dumb Grin

Sometimes I talk to myself, / But it’s even because other times I think to other people, / I don’t think I do enough, / Though …


[Video] / crack a smile / it’s been awhile / trying to be happy / she’s been a bit snappy / just numb out these feelings / watc…

Top signs you own a dumb dog

Requested that her I.Q. test be reformatted so this time she can smell the questions and then eat them

Blind Senses to a Dream

To my eyes, it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, / Not wanting to forget this wonderful onset of a dream.


Nausea overcomes me as this night grabs hold of cold stars. / Nightmares and stomach turning memories take fold in my brain. / Uncertainty …

The Fall of Ormo

See, Ormo was his dearest friend, / All the way to his very sad end. / “It’s all right, Igbo,” Ormo would say, / “I…

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