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As Romantic As A Lettuce

I’m single and have been for about 9 months now. Fortunately for my sex life, my place of employment is rather lax with monitoring their AA…

All that Glitters is not Gold….

I have no sight but vision is mine….. / I have no hearing but I sense and understand…..


I have been known to allow my inner child to show / Usually prompting the question / When are you going to grow up

Lessons Learned

Today in particular. I`m not a young spry chicken anymore. In the past things I did may have caused me discomfort and I could easily recove…

Hello… Anybody on the receiving line?

no… i thought not…

A year ago.

Memorized the manner of how you take a drag off your cigarette, how you look in the mornings..

Piglets-Emily Higuet & Deva Thyme

Soaking in mud, / rolling on the rug. / Going crazy, / little miss daisy.


So long ago, / I held a knife, / Cut so deep, / Body ice. / I am now alone, / Time stands still, / Empty thoughts, / Broken will. / As I wa…

Hitting the fan

the great unspoken is aired, / and for one teeny weeny, miniscule second / of our blind, deaf and dumb earthly existence … / we are real.



Dumb Lust.

she was a racially ambiguous dream / what I mean / is that this Dark Queen from Queens / who I thought would eventually come to know me / w…

Unconscious Harm

The sonic boom shook from one end of the market to the other and across the road. As humans and merchandise alike were flung to the floor …

Running again for governor of CA CA, lifornia

Running for Gov of CA CA lifornia

Spring Time

Birds are chirping in the trees…bees are flying past those trees where bunnies / sit and play while deer are by the bay

Take Some Photographs, Please

Today / I took pictures of the road / Pretty patterns of broken macadam, / stony holes awaiting affirmation / from the paid public servant…

champange reunion

when / school was out and we were out of our minds / with boredom and depression. Quick, slick, / wild nights scorched up sporadically t…

Fishy Wishy

Fishy Wishy went to town riding on a Whale, / He stuck a feather in his hat and called snale male.

Stupid kids and a dumb world

We’re the sidewalk kids / Of back in the old days / They’d tell us how were meant to be / Someday / We’d grow up / And ge…

Hey & Honey?

I wished I was a Pig, / I became a Duck…. / Ok now I wish to / end this poem, But it keeps going…. / hey it ended!…….. / Honey …

Redundant Tendencies

The air is crisp / and chilled on the lip. / My head is clear as the sky / with just as much snow; / her footprints / tracked in trails thr…

Mindless Minion

Is it really worth the risk / of breaking a promise with yourself / of busting your morals into pieces / to pull out another cigarette and…

Dumb Calf

A calf led out, a rope about the legs / With simian eyes I make docile persuasion

Just a Dumb Story

I thought he was married / Asshole / Emailing me / Married! / What’d he want! / Blew him off / Fixed his wagon / Told him I had a boy…

Dumb Luck

It isn’t necessarily the fact / that I can’t mentally grasp / simple concepts. / I feel as though I’m quite capable. / …

Rip Tide-Satarupa Thyme

Look over there look at that Rip Tide………… / Oops false alarm. He, He, He!!!

Signs Of The Apocalypses (or the REAL Armageddon,…


Frank Zappa……..“Dumb all over, …


Beer and Ice Cream

I cannot think / I cannot write / All words / Absurd / I need the telly / All dumb and warm / I’ll be reborn / With beer and ice crea…

New Years Resolutions from me a dumb guy

Next time say hello to the lion and pat the lion trainer on head

We’re all so numb. We’re all so dumb.

I used to never get sick of trying / I still haven’t gotten sick of dying / I got tired of running, got scared and ran again / ItR…


Actions speak louder than words / But me I was born dumb*

Dumb Then Found

You take me as I am

So Dumb

i cant beleive thats its all done / i cant beleive i let go of the one / that i loved with all my heart and soul / i was stupid to ever do …

Mum, not dumb

Never one to believe in herself / Her life got shelfed / As a mum / Who said she was dumb.

The Fall of Ormo

See, Ormo was his dearest friend, / All the way to his very sad end. / “It’s all right, Igbo,” Ormo would say, / “I…


[Video] / crack a smile / it’s been awhile / trying to be happy / she’s been a bit snappy / just numb out these feelings / watc…

Blind Senses to a Dream

To my eyes, it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, / Not wanting to forget this wonderful onset of a dream.

Top signs you own a dumb dog

Requested that her I.Q. test be reformatted so this time she can smell the questions and then eat them


Nausea overcomes me as this night grabs hold of cold stars. / Nightmares and stomach turning memories take fold in my brain. / Uncertainty …

Elevators, Part 2

Doors open, and I meet my new cell mates. / I choose my sentence, and the warden slides the bars shut. / Serving time is unpleasant; we avo…

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