Thoughts of a drunk

I am so… erm… er… / What’s it called when you drink too much alcohol? / There’s like a special word for it! / I think it rhymes with… “Kerp…

Fuck that Ear!

A Vermont man, a grunt man, / a hard working man: / work boots, flannel coat, wool hat— / a real Vermont lumberjack special; / pack’a smok…

fast and furious

I feel it in the marrow of my bones / I feel you in the creases of my skin

The Minstrel’s Tale

(nothings all that interesting)

The Frog Tattoo

The tattoo expanded and contracted like a big ol’ bull-frog.

Lemonade Demons

I envy, I covet, I spy them with my eye and I want to have a little of that Rapunzel spun right stuff.

Drowning in alcohol

Your faithful companion / Fingers firmly wrapped around the glossy outer glass / Jealously guarded by stupefied eyes

Into the bottle we shall go

five minutes of waiting for the water to ‘kick in’ you decide to ‘fuck it’ and grab the bottle of glens vodka off t…

Glory Daze (poem)

I’m in my glory days, / young & dazed, / getting drunk & blazed, / this is out time & our place, / so get outta our way, / I ho…

more from “fuck my life”..

and with the same hands that i had held, and that had held me, hands that had made me feel so safe, hands that had delighted me between the…

I Think I May Be Drunk

I’m asking her things / I swore I wouldn’t / I’m letting down barrier’s / I knew I never could / I’m enjoyin…

She’s funny, when she’s drunk. HeR…

…. relating and thinking back to being in my mid-, to late twenties when I was going for first promotions and … relationships w…

I’m So Unappealing

Get up off the floor / from liquor lake views / on the tile. / We’ve been at it for a while. / Smoke rings and extension chords / to …

young,drunk and very stupid

Im not scared to die, / Under silver skies, / The wish of death, / Reverberated through the night, / The moon closed its eyes, / For death…

I fell in love with a one night stand, just as yo…

Your fingers laced in mine as if / you’d known me twenty years and you were beautiful / and everything I’d feared. / I could smell the liqu…

straight no chaser

liquor? / screw liquor! / i want to be drunk on love

someone milked the cow and someone drunk the bran…

on a crumbling highway / where beggars eat money / drunk and incapable / marked until death freedom creates / its own lines then disappears…

The Clown of Death

The Clown of Death is coming. / He trundles down the littered streets / of cardboard crusts and sewerage treats

My Heart

You were drunk when I slipped my heart in to your pocket, / I should have realised you would not remember it there. / …I will not try t…

Spaces Between Words

It’s a hunger – a directionless urge to consume… something… anything to fill the void. He searches, a wraith, a sha…

Love Drunk

I’m in a love drought, / when I want to be love drunk. / So instead I love the luscious curve of a magnolia petal, / blushing orchid …

The reality of bent nostalgia and good drunks

Those were the days of where?

Drunk On You

I watch you. / I watch you and I get up slowly. / I watch you without speaking. / I come closer. / You take my hand and / You kiss my foreh…

Drunk

If I am a drinker / I must get drunk / If I take drugs / I must get high / If I talk to myself / I must be thinking aloud / If I get lonely…

Alcohol pay checks

singing the sorrows of booze downs / stimulated / he stumbles homeward / worn out shoes, holed in a state / always on a promise for the lo…

You Might Be an Alcoholic if:

You Might Be an Alcoholic if: ou wake up with a tattoo that’s beautifully done in old English script. Unfortunately it says “Cops Suck Cock…

Here I Lie by Ozzy Skateboard

here i lie / old fossil on the floor / just as drunk as the night before / here i lie / with tear stained past / now all my dreams / just m…

I Am Nothing

Fuck….

Too Much

“I think that’s enough” / “I’m not done yet”

How to relax in 4 steps (The writers cut)

Step two tell the children that the only way to stay alive is to hide in a closet for at least five hours or maybe even until morning, don’…

A drunken stroll

drunk lonely and observing.

Fireworks Photography, New Year’s Eve (or &…

She was a sensible girl tho: she wore black tights. The other two girls didn’t bother with the tights.

A Bottle Of Scotch And A Drunk Lonely Mind

You pick out your seat, / Which starts with a glance, / You know what’s to come, / Its a merry old dance. / All thought to the future, / Ho…

do it again

i sat / beneath the light / of your performance / last night

Suzy’s Song

God knows what is hiding in those wet and gorgeous eyes…

Blind drunk

Something bellowed. A deep mournful cry that rang through his buzzing head and he stopped terrified, heart leaping into his throat. What wo…

A Drunk teenager is…As a Drunk teenager doe…

observation of a drunk and drugged up teen I seen in a Dublin niteclub.,pretty normal behaviour these days.

December Air

Life.

Those pint glass bottomed spectacles

Those pint glass bottomed spectacles / are staring up at me / as you gurgle down another beer / and burp and boff with glee. / Gone are you…

The Afternoon Drunk

They open at eleven and he comes in about quarter past, sits at the end of the bar, orders the cheapest pint he can and starts talking to a…

Punch Drunk

I’m 37. I was talking to my brother about a career change and so I said: “Nothing really grabs me anymore. When I was younger I…

Drunk Is Not A Crisis

Written in case the dead are listening and have left the latch off the barroom door.

HUDSON HANGOVER

Oh great Hudson / My dear old friend / Do you flow for me / From atop your cliffs / Majestic in their form / You entrance me

a Better Place (poem)

Pull the reel out of the tape, / cut me out & put me in a better place, / rewind & find the better times then press play, / laughin…

The Day I Met Saint Peter

Vance is an bitter and jealous man that wants even what he cannot have.

I Wanna Be…

When I grow up, I wanna be just like you… / like you… / like you… / he comes home late again / he smells and is hell-bent…

Madness of the Guilty Drunk.

I dabble in that which seeks the night in false bitter screams, / For in this wandering fading grip I hold onto dreams. / Some say I am a b…

Mr. Eccentric.

I know that person / Intoxicated / Fresh / Bursting from a butterscotch sun. / You, / Are the freak, / Mr. Eccentric, / Who brings us all…

Instead of this

There’s this thing you do / Where you get fucked up / To the point of possibly blacking out / And it’s then that the truth spills from you…

Best Actress- C 12-04 By Dennis L. Knecht

How’d you let her – turn love into the art- / Of makin’ me love her- just to tear me apart?

Evening Suntan

English summer sun

My experience while bicycling in Houston, TX

Almost hit by a drunk driver …

Trapped

these scars don’t heal, / and the memories don’t fade, / forgiveness must be earned, / but it is not deserved.

the bottle

(Mature)

Friends Don’t Let Friends Sex Drunk Drive

The news has spread quite rapidly of the “Girl’s Gone Wild” party bus arrival here

A VIKING IN MY DUSTBIN. (51) The Bulldozer and th…

My official position on the dump was, junior grade moron. Only brain-dead people would, could work in such a God forsaken place every day.

Never Let The Devil Buy You A Shot Of Malort

…Which quickly degenerates into Hours of Grinning Vapidity and Giggling at Inappropriate Jokes About Midgets and Small Retarded Dogs.…

encounters

Moonlight is a different thing when you can’t hear yourself breath.

The laughing car

An absent mind sometimes can skim through the thoughts of its own and not pertain a thing. He found himself in the smiling car. Laughter dr…

THE MORNING AFTER

I think I drank too much last night / My head is pounding and I don’t feel right / I know that there was a girl here / She was the on…

Distillery

An alcoholic doesn’t care about the hops in his beer, / and you my dear, are the grapes in his wine.

The useful gadget

She’d been led astray by the chief bridesmaid, / who’d been adding gin to her plain lemonade.

It all began innocuously enough

It all began innocuously enough really. We were throwing each other flimsy glances across the bar, a couple of remote clinking of the glass…

Turn Of The Decade (poem)

welcome to the contagious show, / where we all catch a grain of hope, / to be whispered through our dry throats,

Take me drunk, I’m home!

Ok, just one more she whispers / And relishes the sound of the bottle emptying into her ‘vase’ / The red hues / Swirl around the crystal /…

While Drunk On Violet Wine

I have followed these footprints along sandy shores / And refreshed my eyes with finding them ‘neath the trees / They have led me to oases,…

“Punch drunk”

for everyone who has met a guy in a bar…everyone

bad drunk

bad drunk / sad fuck / had enough / monday sucks

Friday Night Fish Mouths

On one side sloppy pelicans squawk / celebrating the brown corpse collection / Full of dizzy almost-life / They nip in circles. Beco…

Poisoned Coffee

Caffeine is the only thing / keeping my eyelids / from crashing; / to send me into a cruel illusion / of feeling. / I don’t think …

drunk

(Mature)

Blind

Love is lost / and hate takes over / For I was drunk / but now am sober!

Drunk, again

The yelling begins, the doors slam. / The sounds reverberate through my ears.

The Honey Bees

Such blatant disregard, / For the true intention of the act… / He’d never made love to a woman in his life. / He’d never …

The Last Ride

The sky was dark, the moon was out. The time was ten o’clock. / Marie had drank some Michelob, and John, some AfterShock. / They left…

Vomit Kiss (needs work)

Vomit begins to waterfall over her lips

The Birds.

The birds are small, rounded, petrol blue, glistening like a sheen on the water, / They colonise the furthest reaches of my brain, like lea…

A Nightmarish dream

for the evening before, he’d drank way too much, / with King Charles the spaniel, and a boxer called Butch

vino

vino / muddle me more / wine is fine for making / love, art, conversation / and morning misery / vino est veritas / pulls at zippers / par…

An Angel Just Sixteen

In Loving Memory (video) / http://animoto.com/play/0byMlJZATcaq1mKQnW0UlQ#

night lingers forward

descend with me / for just a little / while longer / as we half-close / our drunken / eyes / to block-out / the burning night / from our…

Stop The Cycle

She was only seven. / She’d just been beat.

just a crush

then you’ll hug me goodbye. / brush my lips against your cheek. / painfully close.

fuck my life

I can feel his warm breath on my neck, his legs entwined with mine, the taste of the 50,000 potential children that died on my tounge just …

Blue Kaffee does not allow the posting of poetry,…

close by getting drunk off love / the love left behind / its falling down the hill / in a drunken stagger, it’s right beside you

Saturday Night

She was silly. She was stupid. She tripped over self to go nowhere and sat up when they said her name. She was fine, she was flirting;

hungover

ahhhh. / what happend last night? / my head is pounding! / i feel like i have to… / uh uh uh / …! / burp / oh, i though it was…

Gun Shot Crying

YOU WERE DRUNK AND FALLING / THROWING UP ON THE GROUND / RECKLESS DRIVING / THE COPS NOW WERE FOUND / THEY TOOK YOU AWAY / DROVE ME HOME…

how one becomes a drunk

always / wanted / to correct / errors / turning / corners / newer / errors / make an / un-doing / erase / a dilemma / scratch / out / t…

First Night

Wake up. Wake up. It’s time to wake up. / My eyelids peel back and moonlight stabs at the revealed pupils, drowning them in white pai…

Being Jackson Pollock

And I drank / as I sang of my love for Chagall’s / flying fiddlers.

Drunk

You got me drunk last night / on your words all soaked in whiskey, / after having been sober for / 3 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, 39 minutes an…

Brutal.

There is a moment / When human beings who act together / In their pursuits of passions, / Doubt. / Perhaps it was our most human moment / …

Drink for drowning

Drinking the drowning. / Sinking the ship from the inside / The spirit the poison

Marlboro 27

“I’m not drunk,” you say to no one. Your back is hunched over in an arch. You look like a bruised banana. “I am intoxicated,” you say.

Five Minutes

(Mature)
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