A Pint Sized Insurgency

Sex, Drugs & Alien Abduction, a ludicrous serial novel.

I am Beating My Drum On The Street

I am beating my drum / fore all who are weary and tired of dancing to the world’s drum

Tribal rites at a 21st Century dance club

Games without frontiers / No names, no hang ups, no fears / In Armani and Gucci, intrepid cave dwellers from Pablo Escobar’s S &…

Nineteen Ninety-Never

I feel uncomfortable in my skin and I know that no amount of tailoring will fix it

You’re Killing Yourself

All things must pass, / and you did pass away, / from the bright sun of Dallas town, / into the dying LA day. / Vague nightmares of abuse, …


When I wake up in the morning / and run my fingers through my hair / When I turn to see you sleeping / but realise you are not there / Plea…

We Don’t Sell Crazy Here

“We don’t sell crazy here,” / he says as he cums on my leg / Drifting into his high he throws one hairy calf over mine


How did it happen / How did she break / The little girl said / Almost as an escape / The doll was smashed / Upon the floor / Her parents ju…

Your own bodyweight in kit-kats

I was talking to a man named ‘Daisy’ about my bedroom antics. He said, ‘Listen, if I have to hear one more time about you…

The Petal’philles Chapter VI Familiaritas

before I felt the pain I tasted the blood. My eyes so focused on his watched black irises which darted from my eyes to my lip,

The Petal’philles Chapter I Genesis

one prod to the gelatinous heap that was the hefty bag, renewed my confidence in a job not only well executed, but…

Commercial Angels

Drugs / Sex / Alcohol / Names of those angels with sordid wings, / their neon signs rusting around the / bullet holes.

According to Jack

Jack and his friend got the fancy invitation card the same day. They considered themselves very lucky. You had to be someone to get an invi…

The Petal’philles Chapter II Minuo

I dragged her into the bathroom and slammed her head in the door to calm her down.




comments on the Runaway Issue

The Birth Of Young (A Chicago Story)

one twin died in the month of july / Full of distress and aggression

JULY 20th 1969


HELP>>>>>>I need a title ?@$&l…

I believe all evil should be locked away / far, far from the light of day / or it’ll grow like fire in the wind / humanity will slowl…

The Fugue.

He came down like crash landing life, / waking to see that nothing changed. / The name he painted in flames stood out / on wallpaper in ma…

Worlds away

He gasped inwards yet again, exhaled, and suddenly he was awake in another world.


Sun kissed bangs hide / glittery eyes / heavily medicated / sparkle

I certainly hope so!!!

Then I hop into my car, my good old camry and what is sitting next to me is a brand new BMW… “mmm… that could feed a smal…

Surreal Purple Passion

make a drawing in surreal purple passion… / Psichedelic electric harmony, / which would create wild absurd sex

the amyl’s burn



Forget D.A.R.E. Forget the anti-drug associations of the states. Say yes. Say Please. You won’t regret it. I know I didn’t.


Down the street / Through the narrow alleyway / You find it / Shake alone / Trying to cover the obvious / Attacking without warning / No re…

The Petal’philles Chapter III Satus

Her veins which I’m sure trembled in anticipation seemed to become more vibrant in hue.



My World Of Lies

Beer cans line the floor / While I stand outside the bathroom door, I cry. / Hurt, beside my bed my fiance lights a ciggarette / To long to…

Do Not Enter (My Mind)

bullet holes and gun crimes / nothing but fear in your heart / lifeless



A Ring of Chains

We are all chained together, falling to our lovely deaths, / And fuck you if you want freedom. / Estrogen, Testosterone, the cheapest, heal…

The Petal’philles Chapter IV +Diluculo: Mil…

“Nothing on the fucking tele then, eh Fuckface?”

Sex on Speed

Hot sex / In the backseat of his car, / Steaming windows, / Sweat dripping / Down two bodies: now one.


She always had that, Let It Be, album / On the turntable, with him, the latest uncle, / Sitting beside her on the couch or in her bed, /…

Up, Up and Away

Pray / Pray for a miscarriage / Pray it away / Fuck this week / Fuck this day

Bad Ways

I’m no angel and I won’t be tonight / Sweaty, unforgiving, raw / Ruin me in ways you only know how






Take me for a ride / Get my brain receptors fried / Everything I say is a lie / Let it go with a sigh

The Petal’philles Chapter V Tabellae

…forced me to lie down so he could sodomize me with a Swiffer Sweeper.

A Sexy Lobotomy.

Your place / or mine? / Whats next? / Youre like an action movie / with all he best effects.

The Mistakes I’ve Made

So 15 miles from a place that I escaped I lived a life of debauchery and chaos.

Work place Bullying

These private parts are not meant for show. / Keep it in your pants unless you need to pee. / But no “its ok to have a look / It’s on…


There is always those days. / The air seems different, / the sky dark and overcast, / the smell of bodies lingers / close by, seemingly d…

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