everything and you. It’s really like a symphony, if you listen close enough. Deep enough. Drunk enough. The moon, and bars and cafes. The desperation, routine,… As Romantic As A Lettuce I’m single and have been for about 9 months now. Fortunately for my sex life, my place of employment is rather lax with monitoring their AA… Evergreen I was just a tiny sapling, / With roots so very small. / I had no buds or blossoms, / And felt no sunshine at all. / Then a short time ago,… Dating Ads A friend and I were talking about the ads in dating publications and how they could be rewritten to be less predicable. Being someone who w… Courtship of a maiden From behind he leaneth her in his direction / Takes in the sweet aroma of her par-fum / Cups her smooth young face and guide-th it back / U… The delights of dating Miss, / Might I call you miss? / Or is it Ms? / Apparently they are two / Very different things / Sir, / Should I call you goodsir? / Or is… Speed Dating Have you ever tried it?