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Harold and His Horrible Obsession © 2010 All…

“The plan was coming together. In the morning, she would wake up, roll over and get a load of the giant mushroom.”

flat cat apology

but the whole “nine lives” / it’s just a big fake. / your dear pet is gone, / it’s now a pancake.

The Kipper and the Badger…

‘Ah’ said he, ‘dear little fishy from the deep deep sea.. / come little beauty, shake yourself dry / and dance with me!&#…

Second Thoughts

Should the shields give… dear me!

The Old Friend Comes Home To Visit.

His hair blaizen red weatherd day / moves hands like jackhammer / make haunting notes did play / left me with quite some stammer.

Dark Side Of The Moon

There is this man who is at a customer party who see this black woman who is wearing a black mask,black long sleeve turtle neck shirt, and…

IMAGINE THAT

We’ve gone into space and found nothing we couldn’t see from the ground. We should be looking deep into the mind, where we’ve all seen for…

A funny story

He took it home and hid it from his wife, but one day she found it and looked inside.

lightbulbs getting dim

I can feel the ostensibly caustic concoction flowing into my bloodstream

The Subterranean Doomsday Prepper’s Blues

Dad still says it’s comin, / Says it’s no good runnin’, / Just an error in the date. / By God, we went to all this troub…

Witchy Orange Delights

At the very edge of a deep dark forest, where the Oaks stand guard and the enchanted Elm and Beech tree limbs hang low, the Wicked Witch wh…

Infection

I know you are crazy, / but so am I / I will be over shortly to explain / so just sit tight… / Do not leave your house / matter of fa…

BJORN LIMERICK (DARK HUMOR)

There once was a man named Bjorn

Memorial Day

Memorial Day / life lovingly nurtured nine months in the womb / by its mother / dispatched in an in instant to a cold lonely tomb / by a gu…

Potent 5: The Truth

(Mature)

Potent 4: Home Stretch

(Mature)

who watches the watchers

who watches the watchers / Walking down a new york street / head down looking at my feet / thats not where my eyes should be / I need to se…

Quick! Kill me before I die.

But he loved Jannel more than life itself, and now he sat in a puddle of his own blood, getting bigger by the second. He’d die, by his own …

Chronocavia (Time travel short story)

‘Hah! Wednesday? Wednesday? We left Wednesday downstairs by the door! It’s Saturday, brother!’ He marched right over the red line fro…

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