Confessions of a Red Bubble Addict Here I sit on a Friday night. / On this lovely Red Bubble site. / Just one click of the mouse was an instant hook. / I just opened some pic… A Cornishman’s Lament (Getting our own back) La France, it always seems to draw / We Cornishmen abroad. / I wonder if old Breton men / Found solace without sword. / Perhaps the open… Man Talk Good luck with your goals and your par and your odds / Although you will seldom agree THE JOYS OF GARDENING Biting, stinging things abound / Disturbed by fork and hoe / And everywhere this gardener went / Those hungry insects go. The Gospel According To Tonkin Which would be made manifest on the sixteenth day / When that mysterious healing was to take place Caveman to Braveman In the days when skins were quite the thing / Did cavemen have much choice / About his nether ware Back to My Root I’ve been going right back to my root / Although I suspect that you never will guess / That the particular root that’s in question / Is sig… Gone West Young Men (Titter Ye Not) Hitch your wagon to that old dog star / To find out what you really are. / Now you’ve gone and tied that knot / You certainly now know what… Praise, Burns and Plagiarism Perhaps all over the world / Where tributes to Burns are unfurled / There are thousands of verses / Penned with thousands of curses / By b… Burtle Village Hall Dear Village Hall you show your age / What’s left of you is creaking What’s at the Bottom of Yours? It was time to have a party Is It Just Boys? My teenage boys are so sticky / I wonder just what it is that they’ve done / Its not that I am being quite picky / And I’m certainly not ha… Postponing Ferrous Heaven So it was off to mighty Mark / The wizard of the motor The Soakaway You can tell by the way that they pinch their nose / Go green at the gills and curl up their toes My Garden Its gone and done it once again / Its caught me unawares / It was fine some weeks ago / When I was without cares / It didn’t do a lot you k… To a Faggot (With Apologies To Rabbie Burns) Where once the mighty faggot roamed / Was also where the ocean foamed / And now where each of us is homed / This ancient level ground. / B… Glove in a Cold Climate It’s this time of year that you find / There’s something that oft comes to mind / When out in the cold / You’re feeling so bold / And there… Its Only a Bloody Cold ‘Twas the week before Christmas / All was silent and still / If only poor Richard / Was not feeling ill / The mood was quite festive / Most… Charity Shops Dear father they shout / We know that it’s true Thank God I’m an atheist! One fine night, in the middle of the day, / two atheists knelt down to pray. / Hymn books opened upside-down, / in Top Hat n Tails, and t… The Bath And whilst you bathe and wash and slosh / Read Tennyson or Spike Keep Right On To The End Of The B road Taking the A’s train / By making it B right / May make you C leave / Which could make you feel D riven / When you’ve left you E loped / You… Broadband (Reprise) The excitement is too much to bear Transformation It was a day / Not like any other day / A day when a strange shade of orange / Changed to something more revealing / A day when the broads … The Mutter It doesn’t matter if you mutter / ’Cos mutterings alright / But to mutter when you stutter / Can give the kids a fright / I met… Have a Nice Trip But now I’ll tell the very worst / The laughter comes in gales To My Dear Little Mobile Phone in its Delightful … It was in father’s wash bag along with the soap / And the flannel, to add to the mess Notice my Notice Well at last my time has come / And I must say goodbye / I will hand my notice in / With just a little sigh / Maybe if I’m honest / Perhap… The Poundling The pound in my pocket / Grew smaller each day Tres Froid Some curtains thick with ancient nap / Slow the insinuating chill Distance The Final Frontier The bit in the small of my back / Is getting further and further away / Perhaps its the length in my arms that I lack / But I think that it… Even Small Things Can Be Hard He finished the roll and was happy, / To replace the paper to bring, / Contentment to the next sitting chappie, / ’Cos paperless is n… Poet’s Block That you can play / With words all day If Its BAD its Back No creaking boards for us this year / Neither creaking plots / No thought of where the action is / Or when the laughter stops / No matter t… ON NOT GETTING BROADBAND One day perhaps when I am old / In cyber space I’ll play / And all my bytes will be so bold / But never go away For Better and For Worse I used to be surrounded by many bits and pieces / Things that I could look at, pick up and touch / They were hard and soft, red and yellow … What Is It With Children And Doors? Doors can make such gentle sounds / When closed by gentle hands / But when slammed against the frame / An earthquake shakes the lands / “It… Chicken or the Egg? What came first is often asked / The chicken or the egg / And many people have been tasked / The answer for to beg. / How can it be that o… Another Spring Again Spring again / Spring again / That’s what I find / When I turn in my bed / Pierces my behind. / Spring again / Spring again / Bouncin… What, No Feathers? The weather was cold and it snowed / It was on my neck that I felt it / What I needed to make it so warm / Was a scarf or something to si… Conventional Walking through the doors of this place simply thrills / A whirl of color and strange creatures / -of whom all are known by name / with, …

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