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Why did the chicken Cross the Road? That’s …

Why did the chicken cross the road? / What came first the chicken or the egg? / The Evolution Versus the Creation Debate

My Baby Chicken died im on the verge of dying

I bought a baby chick at a carnival in a university. He was so cute, he reminded me of my first chick, which was colored blue as well, thou…

The Dragon who lost his fire powers, by 10year ol…

“There is a mountain called Magic Mountain, on its top there is a egg, if you eat the egg your fire powers will come back, but if you…

Already Chewed Chicken

I’ve never felt more loved.

Sashimi

A tempered story of raw fish, raw beef, and other surprising meats.

There’s a Chicken Loose Inside My Head

There’s a chicken loose inside my head / It got in there whilst I was in bed / I know it’s there, ‘cause I can feel it sc…

Chicken and shrimp?

Chicken and shrimp / i sit here beneath the burning cross / watching out of the corner of my mind, / they read their books, / their papers,…

Never piss of a chicken

And never piss off your dog. / Leave him sleeping where ever he lies / There could be a time when there’s no difference / Twixt your face a…

The Last Thing

(Mature)

The year my voice changed

Lance the little rooster grows up

chicken interruptus . . .

My dog’s howling mournfully in the kitchen / He wants his chicken sandwich. / . . . . . . / Neighbors mail ordered five baby chicks / They …

Went hunting one day and I shot a chicken

Ever had the urge to hunt or wander in the woods in winter tracking an animal? Maybe not but this tale will answer the question and tickle …

Chicken

A leaflet came through my door today…

It’s Only Words

Words weaved their way into my consciousness within the womb.

My menagerie

Yes, Frank thought he was a budgie / Even his scales weren’t belied / That he couldn’t whistle and swing / Out of water, that’s why he died.

Animal Crackers!

Have you ever matched your pets to different careers?

Chicken Dinner

“A single stroke of the axe and the deed was done.”

The Ancient Art of Copywriting: Chapter 5: An All…

Ahrmanda Legge had balls. Three of them. In polished brass, hanging above his doorway. Well, to be honest, they were more egg-shaped…

Skinless chicken and a sleeve of crackers

As I wait here, / patiently, / in life once again, / for death to arrive, / I release these words, / In front of God……………………………….. / …………………

Ass Chaping Tendency Contained.

You know those few / who attempt to sound, / charitable, / witty, / introspective, / enlightened, / giving, / philosophical, / intellig…

Chicken with a tomato and white wine sauce

Chicken with a tomato and white wine sauce / What u need. / 2 chicken breasts / 1 glass off white wine / 1 pullet of baby plum tomatoes qua…

Blowing eggs

My daughter muttered quietly under her breath “chook, chook, chook,” a soft keening sound of support. A whispered encouragement.

The Ancient Art of Copy Writing: Chapter Two: Of …

There exists an Immutable Law of Inevitability. / It goes a little bit like this: / “Persevere and work hard: one day your chickens w…

Chicken Limerick #1

Here I must say I like chicken, / With chicken I’m totally smitten / I eat it for lunch / At breakfast and brunch / And after dinner …

“That’s What Watching Too Many Improv…

“Daddy?”….

Mussolini for Lunch

To be perfectly honest it’s the wicked little tar stained teeth that give me the heebies. The tiny monstrosities all sport forty a day sm…

A VIKING IN MY DUSTBIN. (45) Chicken Noodles and …

We stood on the same altar steps where not so many years before my mate Dave and I had watched the chief server smoulder.

Recipe: Bachelors $2 Dinner for two

It is Yummy / More Please!

Ms. Suzie

Ms. Suzie, the Fox, would come by to eat / Looking for a delicious treat / She’d run from the woods / Wait at the door .. knowing t…

The Chicken Came First…

Before you can build the dream, / you have to have the dream.

Chooky Karma (Images Project #9)

“There’s bleedin’ everythin’. Shot guns, rifles, Samurai sword, One o’ them double header axes, and a blunder thingy.” / “Blunderbuss!” Ca…

Stuffffed Roast Chicken fur Mike Oxley.

Coookin’ recipe fur the way ah like ma chicken dun, / s’nae bother cookin’ cos it’s great an’ a lotes o’…

Terminator Chicken

Other guy asks his friend,"when you eat steroid free meat,can you see or taste a difference in the quality of the meat? "

A Big Thank You!

I want to give a big thank you to all the groups that featured my work this week. / 1. D40x Users / 2. Your Living Spaces / 3. Special Mome…

The Story of the Free-Range Chicken

Once there was a chicken who was too free…

The First Egg

I remember the thrill of that first egg from a young hen. The shell was soft and vulnerable. I felt so happy and proud for the girl. / You …

How I create my images

I start by drawing the image lightly in pencil on my paper. Then I work in reverse erasing the pencil and drawing the image in colored penc…

chicken or the egg?

forgiveness / or / love? / hand in hand / Agape / the gift

Chicken Soup … She said

NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, you want me to get down on my hands and knees

The Grass Under My Ass

But i digress / at the mess / Which I confess.

chicken

chiockens have writes 2 live and eat and love. / they should live 10weeks then be slaotered for food. / if any1 thinks that they should be …

Cheesy Chicken

Chocko was an unusual little chicken. She didn’t like doing what other chickens did. Eating pellets was WAY too boring for her, she&#…

A Saturday Thought…….. Before I Cook …

D’ye know I’ve / Tried / Every permutation / Of this alphabet / To spell my / Dearest wish.

Cooking Life

As you relish the satisfaction of recognition, / A simple recipe never forgotten

We Played Chicken With a Cow

SCREAMING! / Headlights coming. / Straight. At. Us. / Not headlights. / EYES!

I am craving chicken fajitas or tacos.

spilled my morning coffee / fucking laptop is too damn slow / I literally have no clothes to wear as they are all dirty and piled sky high …

Toxic Chicken

When the hell did I mention chicken? Freaking loony…

The Eagle/Prarrie Chicken

“One day a new born eaglet feel to soon from his nest”… / …“Oh how he wished he could be like them”R…

Writers Block

Picking at my thoughts like they were chicken wings

Chicken

It was a cold October night – Halloween to be exact – and I was at work. / Over the summer and until November, I worked at Raley’s, a famil…

Chicken or the Egg?

What came first is often asked / The chicken or the egg / And many people have been tasked / The answer for to beg. / How can it be that o…

Chicken Shits

The chicken shits of time / March on / Like dastardly / … chickens / And we react to their clucking / Like it is anthropomorphic / Fu…

And it All Started with Green Chicken and Fried G…

Believe it or not, green chicken can be delicious. Sometimes cooking errors make the best dishes. Many years ago, hubby and I received a …

Steaks and Chicken

The slanted light makes its way through the eucalyptus trees, teasing me as it dances steadily across my sheet-less mattress, tunneling thr…

A Sometimes Summer Dream and a Winter Night Mare

(Mature)

My Best Hen

She was my best hen / Always was even back then / Best layer I had by a long way / She was the best I must say / Seems a pity all them year…

Everything On The Line

I am a chicken shit / Scared shitless / With everything on the line / I’m standing on a tight rope / Looking down / Afraid to fall / Afraid…

Haiku 26

a warm egg / from beneath stoic hen… / January frost

Menu

Jumbo, Pizza, Hot Dog and Minute Steak found a babysitter called Chicken Quarter,

FLORIDA CHICKEN

High in vitamins and proteins / But must be cooked quite well, / If humans are to eat them, / Near outhouses and water wells. / Armadillos …

Chicken Vs. The Grill

The bird’s beak is a bill. / There is no time to be bitter. / I never got the chills. / My favorite herb is a dill. / No! I’m not allergic …

Traversing Old Dixie…

Southern border of Pensylvannia / the Mason Dixon line of North/South divides / a solitary rock marker distinguished with a ‘WV’…

SEPTEMBER CHILL.

Uncle brings in the dead chicken by / The neck and begins plucking out the / Feathers with a skill that fascinates / Your 10 year old ey…

Chicken Curry # 2

Great old chicken curry recipe handed down over generations.

You People Are Sick

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Sauna Tales – The Chicken Massacre

I was enjoying the heat of the sauna when a question was asked of one of the patrons. / “How many chickens did you kill today?” asked the I…

A Chicken To Love No Longerc

I think it is kind of weird / That I am acting so scared / Being a terrified chicken / I am like a time bomb tickin’ / Form emotions …

The Egg Pire

Eric, an egg, needed a warm nest and a caring mother in order to hatch. After the farmer’s dog took his mother away, his dream of bec…

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