Bloody paper cut

Crime, passion and paper cuts – good combo I reckon

Drinking you

A wise man once told me / Never eat food that’s been cooked / While listening to Morrissey. / And if you get this you’ll understand / Th…

Caffeine Free


Narcotical Limerics

Last year I was strung out on coke, / and soon after was terribly broke / I ran out of cash / and couldn’t buy hash / so now, I’m refusing …

Caffeine Fights Cancer

Epidemiological studies have shown that drinking caffeinated beverages reduces one’s chances of developing some types of cancer


The heart is the favorite pet pf the mind / With its creatures of habit

Confessions of a Teenage Insomniac.

There’s something about this lovely time of morning that / Brings out and uglier, less sane side of me. / Its twelve AM and you’ve been on …

Oh Coffee Cup!

coffee cup how I love thee your aroma is so fine


i feel you / swirling around / in my veins… / you gave me / that morning jolt / and now you are trying / to mix with my meds / and i …


Straight to the lopsided, misfiring, chemically imbalanced electrical storm that occupies the otherwise hollow chamber where my brain shoul…

Nectar Of Life

I hear you percolating, I vibrate and get a chill You are my motivator, the one who gets me through……


I need a fix / I need it now..

I Buzz Around Like A Bee

I buzz around like a bee / High on caffeine / Carefree / And wild / Landing here / There / Anywhere / Too impatient to stay / Too wired, I …


I am a blasphemer / A paradoxical believer

‘Rant 0604M212’

It’s twelve-thirty AM and I must be over-caffeinated; the world is silver, black and blue. Sleep had been forecast but when did the w…

‘Wait and See’

Sundrunk and sauntering back to my post, my right eye was caught upon papers discarded; lulling lazily upon urban shores, caught in escalat…

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