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Grampa’s Wrinkly Butt

We don’t stand on decorum in this family so when I got out of the shower to find River taking a piss, it was no big deal.

Ivan Stan is back

Those that know already of my man adventure will either cringe or be ready for a dollop more of when I was a man who had a rather unusual p…

Ivan Stan is Not the Man

The cops didn’t think it strange at all when I requested to see my crazy ex-lover who had confessed I was her favorite dish to be with lots…

gourmet delights – a breakfast tale ®

(Mature)

Ivan Stan’s Last Wish

Here was me a female in thought within the body of man hitting a bulls-eye my first launch of ovum seeking genetic coded wrigglers.

Butt of the Jokes.

Would you laugh at me, / If I said that I loved you. / Would you find it quite amusing, / If I said I would be true to you. / Ain’t m…

domestic ass

his other hand searched & grappled her bosom firmly whilst he mouthed her tense slender neck. one hand strained rhythmically below whi…

conjured

(Mature)

so many butts on the beach

so many butts on the beach

Adam’s week with Sydney & Astrid – A glimpse.…

(Mature)

Parking is a pain. Legal parking is impossible.

(Mature)

“Goodbye”

What am I thinking when I look at you / Your eyes are dark and inviting / Full lips that speak but don’t say the words you are think…

DRAG ME TO HELL WITH A BOW ON MY BUTT

THEY TELL ME I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH / THEY SAY I LIVE IN SIN / THEY SAY I’VE TURNED AWAY FROM GOD / NO WAY HE’LL LET YOU IN

Welcom to Fold’s Gym

“I am Maurice White, the club manager.” As he shook my hand, I noticed his hand was about twice the size of mine and sweaty. &…

butt butt butt

“Butt”

Everyone got a bug up their butt at Christmas

I got the kids a great gift for Christmas. / There was this bug that was remote controlled. I saw it at the store and thought it looked coo…

BUTT

I’ve sold twenty million copies, / I am certain that I’ll find, / I’m the world’s best selling author, / But it’s only in my mind! / If you…

FREAK WITH A REAL NICE BUTT

WITH IMAGINARY PEN AND PAPER / LET’S SEE WHAT AIN’T BEEN CUT / I ADD IT UP AND HERE’S WHATS LEFT / A FREAK WITH A REAL NICE BUTT

MOVE YOUR BUTT

i’m a motivator and an educator / for those standing still, see you later / i came for this, equipt with this / it must be a sin to b…

Caleb Is A Butt

There once was a man named Steven, / Whose beard made him look like a heathen. / He had a dear friend— / named Caleb—but then! / But then, …

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