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Cold Feet, Flashing Lights: The Men You Shouldn’t Marry / “To my wonderful husband – / and the motley crew of boyfriends / that prece…

Adult Art Material – Celebrate the Love, R…

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Meer verloor as wat ek gedink het…

En iewers langs die highway, het ek my beste pel verloor…

Goodbye Ivan Stan

Retail therapy was the remedy I sought as I did the ’ shop to you drop’ along the shopping mall. / I bought the usual returnable stu…

Mother.

And when it snowed, / crystalised flecks / stacked high, / I always thought of Russia, / of paper dolls / folded inside foreign skirts, / a…

Chubby and Boyfriend

A couple of weeks before Christmas my tame magpie Chubby came for her morning feed and couldn’t quite fly onto the shed roof where th…

I fancy

My boyfriend, the death metal drummer

lonely

can i escape the lonliness with the love ill one day feel for you?

Wrong Number

How do you wear mascara without smudging it?

It is a curious feeling

It is a curious feeling / When something happens that hurts so much / That you cannot feel it / Like water so hot it feels cold / Emotions …

Getting dumped, the SMS way …

Somewhere along the line I have lost the plot. I really do not know how to treat women. I just cannot be rude and nasty to them.

je ne sais quoi

hide the silhouette etched…petite marking marks marked

Loving Sam… (A Novel Extract)

Once his mouth had parted itself from my burning skin, I managed / to breathe once more. My eyes remained closed, his breath shuddered acro…

“In love with the cute ugly fat boyfriend&#…

I’m so sorry my ugly little Rotund! / Did I hurt your feelings Wotung? / You know when Nero killed Pompea / He stomped on her Umpa!

I’d rather hurt myself.

If I ended her life, her voice would still be there. Echoing with the beat of my heart. Each thump, each breath would whisper her name gent…

Vomit Kiss Final (i know i shift tense’s al…

Vomit begins to waterfall out of her lips,cascading to the floor

Abusive Love (part 1)

It was a long train of continuous abuses. Late nights with no calls, smelling like an exgirlfriend, the “She’s Just a Friend…

Bad Romance

Was it my stoic look? / That you nervously took. / I hid my face in every crowd, / Whenever I saw you so fucking proud.

Abusive Love (part 2)

It was a long night with no sleep, but at least you can say you both enjoyed it. / You’re out in the kitchen making eggs just the way…

When I Think of You

I thought of you today, as I watched the rain cascade my window in an unpredictable rhythm. A cold chill crept through me as I imagined you…

The Boring Boyfriend -[You Stole My Girlfriend, I…

Maveric jesus doctor wizard / Buzz f***ing lightyear / Never sheds a tear.

NBSB – No Boyfriend Since Birth

NBSB stands for: No Boyfriend Since Birth. Gasp! Choke! The shock! The horror! I know what you’re asking. In this day and age, is that e…

Precious Person

beautiful eyes, a tender heart, / and a smile that’s very sweet, / before you came into my life / it was so incomplete. / you always …

The Metal Thing

It was left there a long time ago by little green aliens, the type of alien that lands its craft in nowhere

1am romance

The secret life of a woman and her 1am romance. / The romance she has with her best female friend.

Lie to Me

Whisper in my ear / that it’ll all be okay. / I don’t care if you’re lying / I love you that way.

Risk

There are dangers / Behind the sweetest things. / Like cupcakes for example. / They taste really good, / They look really good, / But not o…

A distant love

Our love is strong like a chain / like a vice that will not go away / truely a bad habit / our love is worthless like a rusted rail / wobbl…

Mum’s New Boyfriend

Mum’s got a new boyfriend / I think that he’s a creep / and when I see them kissing / I really could just weep.

Death Trap

Looking at the clock / is like a death trap / Wasting time / just watching it go by / Waiting for a call / a smile / anything worth while /…

Sick

A peom I wrote for a cheating boyfriend. I’m sure most people can relate. Hope you like it.

THE LOOK

Her head made a sudden turn / With a look of certain disdain / A fight with an old boyfriend / Something that they couldn’t mend / Sh…

Waiting

Yeah, that’s right loser bench, I kicked you. Oh crap, there was someone on loser bench. Wow, that old lady looks ticked. I’m just……

Clean It Up

Its not that I don’t love you / But there are a few things / That must be addressed / I’m not high maintenance gal / And I’m pretty easily …

The Persuasion of Him

When I told him I didn’t feel well / He said he’d make it quick / I wanted to feel love / but all I felt was sick.

Let it go. . .

. . .So keep the past the past / Leave those memories to collect dust / Thrown them in the river / Let them sink and rust. . .

Killing The Memories

Lovers, can you hear me? You’re being deleted.

End the Weekend

It’s 8:47. You’re laying on your bed in nothing but a towel because you just got out of the shower. You’re playing video …

Tears in the Rain

“Maria…” my voice sounds hoarse but it manages to come out in a rusty whisper “just stay with me. I love you, babe. Just stay.”

If I ever thought about you

If you were really on my mind / Then you’d have nothing left behind, / I’d clean your closet, paint it too, / Pick up your ring…

A Candid Look at Depression and it’s Suckin…

I remained lying down trying to figure where the Hell I was… Then a wave of disappointment and melancholy dawned upon me: I’m still …

I have taken a mythical tasmanian boyfriend

intimacy is a tricky thing / you must leave its true workings to the haphazard / and possibly misshapen / it is best if you leave yourself…

How Can I

How Can I love you so much / When I never loved you / How Can I look up at the stars / And not enjoy the view

Three Chances Ago

When I asked you to choose / you put them over me / A decision that came to you / way to easily / Still I remain faithful / Your convenient…

MY BOYFRIEND SHANIGONE

…then my boyfriend Shanigone will no longer be living…just a shell of who he used to be…a person who thought he was human…

The love of my life

so there’s this boy, the rest of the world goes blurry, that im the biggest nerd ever, I feel as if nothing in the world can harm me

7 funny things about men that annoy women

“I’d do her” / It shows us that you are less chivalrous than an ape. Besides, did you ever think that maybe Carrie Underw…

I love…

I love how you make my day, / And there’s nothing much you have to say. / I love how your always there, / And I know you always care. / I l…

Molly

I broke my bond with the beautiful woman I held as my own, Every word in that fateful farewell was thoroughly more difficult and draining t…

My Alcoholic Ex-Boyfriend

The sliver moon grazes his pencil frame, catching colorless hair, brown to grey to green and continuing to her. His teeth bare innocently m…

There’s This Girl

Shes mine forever. / I’m hers for more.

The one that got away

Does he know I’m loosing myself? / Just to smile back. / Just to make him the happiest he’s ever been. / Even if I have to die …

I Need To Know…

I refuse to be loved / only every other day / because I give everything I’ve got / each ounce that I am / Simply so you’ll stay

To My Lovely Boyfriend

his ex kissed him

when you miss someone

and quiet nights / with barely any words at all

Just smiling

I just cant help but smile

I found Love

Hospitals; the mere thought of them flash a frightening image of my mother in her white nurse’s uniform or can make me smile at the t…

Living Apart…

I just want to hold you / Feel your heartbeat next to mine / I will never let you go again / This will be the only time

love sweet poem heart

like a puzzle, love, sweet, heart, don’t shatter it, contains love, keep safe, hold tight, float away

Text message

I see him standing there before me, his eyes are gentle, and I feel so loved / He takes me in his gorgeous embrace

Boyfriend

I’m a bitch and a fool / I’ve used you like a tool

In my Life.

Just as you lose sense of time while in the Heat of the desert, I have lost sense of time in the heat between your Heart and lungs. / How l…

Romance- the forgotten skill.

Later, she looked at those five orange roses in their cheap white vase. ’That’s all it would have taken.’ she said quietl…

Heaven’s Light Sigh

your eyes tell stories of endless passion / while I stare into your soul of caressing compassion

My Ex Boyfriend

Charming and cunning, / thinking they’re god damn stunning, / dirty and crude / and god damn rude. / Devious and dark, / like a slimy…

Nothing Comes Close

You’ve been talking in circles / and running around / Calling me up / and putting me down / Telling me a love like ours / could neve…

My Dear Doe

Falter me not my dearest dear / With eyes in the headlights that scream for the seams / To be ripping right out of my chest

Love’s a two way game

Through pain and war I’ll stick with you, / always by your side. / No matter what life puts us through / it’s not an easy ride.…

The Holidays Change Everything

I was thrown out today / I don’t know what I expected / He just wasn’t ready to / Leave all we had worked on / But it’s fine, really …

The Boyfriend Song

Do you mind conversations about zombie ninja pirates? / How about debates about the newest things in science? / Do you like Monty Python? A…

Chapter 6: My Boyfriend

My boyfriend being supportive and how we met

Dear Future Boyfriend,

You’re hot, yo. / No, seriously. / I miss you already. / Why can’t you just be forward? / Hop on over to my room / and jump int…

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