DRUM SOLOS ARE BORING!

Stop beating your own drum! / It’s a tiresome sound. / It rings hollow. / It’s got no rhythm. / Like your life, meaningless, shallow! / Sto…

Just A Boring Nature Photographer

From that moment on I realized how many are in this ‘game’ for the money or the accolades, chasing the lights as you will like …

Being Good, is Boring.

Being good is boring, / I have come to believe. / Knitting in meetings, / going to night clubs / and drinking selzer….. / Drinking te…

50 Things you never knew about me and could be te…

1. Do you like blue cheese? / Ugh! / 2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? / Unfortunately, yes / 3. Do you own a gun? / Used to, fortunate…

Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?

There it was. It was right there in front of me. “Yes!” I breathed….Uh-Oh….“Who took it?”

boring

boring / to self and others / is the worst / feeling you can have / when in good health / * / when sad and lacking spirit / one waits to be…

LIGHTNING BOLT THOUGHT FOR THE DAY……Z…

I woke up this morning at two am…..with a lightning bolt thought I don’t think I’ve ever thought before…. / You kno…

The Insipid Man

He sighed contentedly, feel good leaking from his pores like water through a sieve. / He was lying on his back, boxer shorts protecting his…

Ice Cream Friday

Something had taken over. Debbie Pincer felt the same way. Lester was sitting in his own urine.

Maturing Rhymes With Boring… (sorta)

What a coincidence! :)

Seagull

A seagull flies past, think he’s lost in the city; the frost in the city is not very frosty, compost in the city seems soggy and stale, see…

The Boring Boyfriend -[You Stole My Girlfriend, I…

Maveric jesus doctor wizard / Buzz f***ing lightyear / Never sheds a tear.

Teenage Years… Boring!

Its like Living in an air raid shelter / My Teen years, sit – Bordem killing me / I only come out of the bomb shelter for food / I ca…

Drum Solos Are Boring!

Stop beating your own drum, / It’s a tiresome sound! / It rings hollow. / It’s got no rhythm, / Like your life, meaningless, sh…

What if you don’t know anything?

Sage advice – ‘write about what you know’. / But… / What if you don’t know anything? / If you have a steady job with a steady i…

The Fantasy of Continued Growth

‘The economy must grow / the mantra of the polly’

the horrible boring life of a fairy

I mean seriously, I am in every single fairy tale and no one remembers me!

Bliss exists in your fiction

I think he is wrong / He is a / Negative / An abstraction / To believe euphoria lies in somewhere but here / For him to pursue / a state …

Me In Limbo Not Really

Not quite where I want to be / in my life, / not unhappy / just discontented. / Sitting in restaraunts recommended / by people I’m …

Hate house chores

No more, no more / out the door

Billy The Boring Book – A Children’s …

“The next morning the children arrived / And they sat down ready to read / The first book that they picked out / Was Billy the Boring…

Smiling

I just cant help but smile

Boring Sod 2

‘Guess what I’ve bought today?’

Boring Sod

(O God he’s off!)

Who said it was boring?

new ideas make me yawn with excitement.

Boring

Boredom

Shall We Clean This Dirty House!

Shall we clean this dirty house! / Beat the spider and kill the louse; / Buy a cat to chase the mouse,

Judgements

A quick, frightening adventure for two very different people.

my little sister

if you have a crazzy sister that drives you insane!!! go and give her a hug. right now. beacasue they are when helps you have some sort of …

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