AN ODE TO BOOBIES

Boobies are so wonderful / Boobies are so nice / Boobies go so great with scotch / Or bourbon over ice.

by the window / le femme attend par la fenêtre (…

bathing in sensuous temperate radiance / she anticipated the return of her paramour.

Fine Nice New Nose

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a fine, nice, new nose.

Goth Girl Nanananana!

Hanna still looking at her reflection straightens her posture, adjusts her boobs, sucks in her tummy, gives a sexual teasing pout at her re…

Wednesday

As his tongue parted her mouth, she couldn’t resist: he tasted like stale Cheetos.

désirez-moi!

you clench a fistful of my hair & wrench my head backward. / that rough handful expels a gasp from my mouth but it is stifled by yours&…

new t SHIRTS

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Its all in the boobs and your religion.

Do you need a laugh?? / What Religion is Your Bra? / A man walked into the ladies department of a department store / and he shyly walked u…

It’s official: we’re fatter than the Yanks

Australia is officially the heavyweight champion of the world, according to new figures showing the nation has a greater proportion of obes…

Boobs are they important?

But when your boobs are as small as mine / You can see it, well I can…

THE COCKY RAPPER

i’m the cocky rapper / look at me / all the women gather / just to see / i’m so wild / when i rap / don’t take bullshit / don’t take crap…

To He Who Pissed Me Off

Rest the quill and stay your hand, / For your work is soft like shit.

Boobs and Boots

All of us have our passions, / Not always keeping up with fashions, / Out and about, we don’t dress the same, / Knowing, behind close…

You’re so Vain – Rant poem

boobs, camisoles, slutty, attitude

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