The Ballad of Garrett

Hookers aren’t cheap.

Nights in Vegas

I walked down the dark street to the building with the huge bright sign outside the front door.

Ready Freddy- C 2005, By Dennis L. Knecht

She said- don’t worry Fred- I will pay off in bed- / And if you win- I’ll give you a lot !

new t SHIRTS

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Guinness, For Strength

I see black hairs / on an alabaster chest, wonder / if they are soft and inviting – / a place to rest one’s head / to listen to a heart bea…

beer and sex


NO UP Chapter 3: Migration

Then Czioc’s throat caught up with him and he dropped the bottle, making low strangled noises like a dog giving birth to a horse. …


friday night down at the art district / there are a lot of beautiful women- / mostly artists / using their fingers / their toes / their sof…

The Fall of Ormo

See, Ormo was his dearest friend, / All the way to his very sad end. / “It’s all right, Igbo,” Ormo would say, / “I…

Why don’t you two kiss?

I threw my arm back and started stroking her thighs, that felt good, and she liked it too, so I moved it gently towards her cunt. At her fi…

NO UP Chapter 1: Spring and Death

’The funniest thing happened, some centaur was really drunk and wet himself in front of a bunch of kids, I couldn’t stop laughing…’

NO UP Chapter 2: Escape

‘But it’s the film people sweety, you remember when you did that scene—’ ‘Uh, I’m having sex right now!’ she lied, flustered. ‘So?’ he said…

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