why not better to just toss it all to hell Distillery An alcoholic doesn’t care about the hops in his beer, / and you my dear, are the grapes in his wine. Friday Night Fish Mouths On one side sloppy pelicans squawk / celebrating the brown corpse collection / Full of dizzy almost-life / They nip in circles. Beco… beer breath Dusty and weathered, a faint picture of you rests on our mantle / your drunken smile, smeared across your face reimbursing your fate / I wi… Hell Is Other Parties “When are you going to quit complaining and actually bring home a girl so that you can finally get laid?" Keeping the faith Some acolytes will go for strength / Some for brewers known and loved / And some of us will trust to luck to pick our due / Each half a tri… Another Sunday Evening at Hampden-Sydney College I saw the young men – / Scraping their pasts under their feet, / On another Sunday evening / At Hampden-Sydney College. / And as they /… NO UP Chapter 3: Migration Then Czioc’s throat caught up with him and he dropped the bottle, making low strangled noises like a dog giving birth to a horse. … All Over the Shop Two salary men, / with bright red faces, / dropping coins / all over places. NO UP Chapter 2: Escape ‘But it’s the film people sweety, you remember when you did that scene—’ ‘Uh, I’m having sex right now!’ she lied, flustered. ‘So?’ he said… NO UP Chapter 1: Spring and Death ’The funniest thing happened, some centaur was really drunk and wet himself in front of a bunch of kids, I couldn’t stop laughing…’

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