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It's ok, 100% Aussie Beef by kamahl-o-koala

A shower and bed charged by the minute. / It seemed like a good idea at the time. 371 words

Sashimi by ablyth

A tempered story of raw fish, raw beef, and other surprising meats. 101 words

Monthly Rant! by Lisa Weber

Why is gas 4.00 a gallon, Why does florida raise beef, who the heck does Edy’s, my personal rants 228 words

Mike's Chili & Cheese by Bob Fox

I stand alone nine floors up staring down at a faint wine smear— to the exact spot where Mike’s head exploded like chili and cheese. 983 words

Beef Broth by Marcella Morgan Chestnut

Wishing it was all a dream, I unplugged myself from the wall and slowly pulled the pump and pole across the cold tile floor. The wheels prattled an uneven rhythm in rebellion. 852 words

Dinner Conversation. by Paul Rees-Jones

“I’m Baked, Alaska!” He said to her. / “Why do you Beef, Wellington?” Replied Alaska. / “Cause I always go first!” Cried Wellington. / “That’s th… 70 words

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY by Sally Omar

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY / I’ll be here / Sitting at the table with my bottle of cheer / No corned beef and cabbage / That’s for you / Don’t eat meat / Unless you’re a v… 92 words

Sir Ralph Beef Wellington and the Incredible Loophole by jezkemp

‘You’re insane Ralph,’ Charlie told him. ‘It’ll never work.’ / Two years later and he was half right. Charlie knew the man was bonkers. Crazy. Mad as a lamppost. 1363 words

Grain Fed by Gary Kelly

A cow’s gotta do what a cow’s gotta do. 242 words

Kitchen, Hell's by Emma Watson

Was Ade’s beef sandwich not enough? 11 words

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