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Evil Lymeric of the Little Green Man / Devil in an Egg by Jez Wence

There was a little brown cake / that was baked full of hate / by a little green man / in a crisp white suit 155 words

Random Thoughts III: My Kingdom For Fish Sticks and ... by Black Heart

“The world food shortage is coming! The world food shortage is coming!” The media has cried this manta over and over and it certainly has the attention of almost everyone. Wars after all have been … 1334 words

Well, I baked a ham. a ham I am. by yvonca

Make one coyote happy / Make just one coyote happy / And you’ll be happy too. / Make one special coyote happy / Make just one extra special mangey coyote happy / And you’ll be hap happy too. / (I hop… 179 words

Birthdays, Baked Alaska, My Incorrigible Father and ... by Selkie

…what Dad neglects to do is warn me that Alaska is there; when i walk in, the two of them are huddled together like a pair of conspiritorial birds perched on barstools. 1066 words

Home Baked///Home Page///Home-LESS by marieangel

Can we do more than we say? Big Issue being sold, day by day. / Are we sitting pretty in our hearths of gold? Deaf ears to listen / on stories told. 166 words

If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a cake..... by Lyndy

If I’d known you coming I’d have baked a cake / …………………………………………………..bake… 134 words

Dinner Conversation. by Paul Rees-Jones

“I’m Baked, Alaska!” He said to her. / “Why do you Beef, Wellington?” Replied Alaska. / “Cause I always go first!” Cried Wellington. / “That’s th… 70 words

Birthdays, Baked Alaska, My Incorrigible Father and ... by Selkie

My urge to kiss him is maddening – but i hold back, instead letting my hand wander over his belly, feeling his breath change as my head rises and falls erratically on his chest… 1063 words

I Love Baked Potato © 2006 June by Jack McCabe

I love baked potato / therefore I love jacket potato 91 words

Birthdays, Baked Alaska, My Incorrigible Father and ... by Selkie

…i’ve been waylaid and hijacked in my favourite pub by the most irresistable man on the planet (who is supposed to be my ex man), under the implicit direction of my own goddamn father&#… 1039 words

baked beans by danttt

Got baked at a rap concert by Zolton

My friend asked me to go to a rap show last night. I do like some rap but don’t make a point of listening to it. I didn’t really have the money, but I love to support my friends when they… 595 words

Baked Sea Trout Al Fresco (recipe and instructions) by MrLumsden

Turn frequently took on a whole new meaning……I was being eaten alive, I turned so frequently that I was making myself dizzy. / Bloody hell……………..it was me lo… 1153 words

Baked Beans by DawnCooke

My father was a bit of a jokester and loved to torment his sister by retelling this story evey so often. / When my aunt was younger she asked my father if there was a special trick to making baked … 200 words

Between the Glass by torimbove

Hands folded across the breasts / To find reality in piles of fiction-telling stories / Cheeks bake in the summer sun / A breeze plays hide and seek in fox-coat hair. / Nostrils find milk pods and ha… 85 words

A Half-Baked Christmas by Perilynn

Without a healthy sense of humor and fun, no one would survive this joyous/stressful season. 579 words

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